Cmdr Cyrax - Roleplaying Llama

RP Star wars part 3:

Bakan: "What's that?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "We got a ship appoaching."

Bakan: "Maybe they know what happened?"

CCC: "It's a GD fighter."

[Killer-of-Lawye hits the shields as the Eagle 5 is attacked by a GD Interceptor.]

Bakan: "It followed us, through HYPERSPEED."

CCC: "No, it's a short range fighter there, I though you knew your ships."

Bakan: "Well, they always could upgrade them..."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Well, in any case there are no GD forums around here."

[Cue shot of Eagle 5 following the GD interceptor.]

Bakan: "Well, if they report us, won't that mean we would be busted?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Yeah, your right, for once. Muhahahaha, punch it."

CCC: "Might as well let it go, it's to far out of range."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Not for long, time to show you what this baby can do."

[Cue shot of Eagle 5 exposing more engines and firing them, catching up to the GD interceptor.]

CCC: "A fighter like that coulden't have gotten this far out on it's own."

Bakan: "It must have been dumb enough to have gotten lost from a convoy."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Well, in a few ticks it won't matter anymore."

[Cue another shot of the Eagle 5 catching up to the GD Interceptor.]

[Bakan notices a small grey object through the Eagle 5 viewport.]

Bakan: "What that?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Looks like a small moon, I think I can can this damn interceptor before he get's there."

CCC: "That's no moon. That's a spacestation."

Killer-of-Lawye: "What? That's to big to be a spacestation."

[The small grey thing has now turned into a large grey thing that looks like a spacestation.]

Bakan: "I got a bad feeling about this, sorry, just had to say that."

CCC: "Turn the ship around."

Killer-of-Lawye: "What?"

CCC: "TURN THE F*CKING SHIP AROUND!!!"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Yeah, I think your right, full reverse, Muhahahaha, lock down auxilary power."

Muhahahaha: "ROAR!!! (Why you keep saying such things)"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Cause it's what in the script and it sounds cool."

Bakan: "Why are we still moving towards that..... THING?!?!"

Killer-of-Lawye: "We are conviently caught in a tractor beam. I can't get out it of. But they are not taking me out without a fight."

CCC: "That's suicide."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Yeah, but I bet I can at least shorten a few GD post counts."

CCC: "There are better ways. You a smuggler, let's hide within you smuggling chamber there."

Killer-of-Lawye: "You know, that's a really good idea there."

[Cue shots of the Eagle 5 being pulled towards the Corrupted Admin Station.]

[Cue more shots of Eagle 5 getting close to the Corrupted Admin Station.]

Director: "CUT!!!!!"

[All special effects crew stop what they are doing.]

Director: "The is RP Star Wars, NOT Star Trek I: The Motionless Picture. Enough with the special effects. Now, ACTION!!!!"

[Everything resumes.]

GD Tractor beam operator: "Clear bay 2556442642, we are opening the magnetic field."

[Cue shots of the Eagle 5 being pulled into a hanger bay. Two GD troopers standing outside look at it and point at it.]

GD Trooper #1: "Dude look at that ugly ship there."

GD Trooper #2: "Wanna bet that they are Roleplayers."

GD Trooper #3: "Nahhh, probably just some random ship."

[Cue shot of Eagle 5 landing in the hanger bay.]

[Cue shot of GD officer with a squad of troopers.]

GD Officer: "You guys go there, rest of you with me."

[Cue shot of them running over a tiny messenger droid and surrounding the Eagle 5.]

[Cue shot of Lord Skragg and General Geiger standing around.]

[Cue communicator going off.]

General Geiger: "Yes, finally a interruption. What is it?"

GD Officer Voice: "Sir, we've captured a small ship that entered the Jagfer system. It's markings and rust patterns match those of a ship that fled the painted planet."

Lord Skragg: "They are probably trying to return the plans to the princess. While common sense says to kill her, it dosen't go along with the plot, so I'll just say that she may still be of some use to us."

[Cue shot Lord Skragg walking into the hanger bay as a GD Officers get's out of the Eagle 5.]

GD Officer: "There's nobody onboard, looks like it was sent here on automatic and the crew abandoned ship. All it's escape pods were jettisened. Oh yeah, there were no trace of the plans onboard."

Lord Skragg: "Hmmmm, I am sensing something, a presence I ahve not felt since......."

[Lord Skragg instantly turns and walks away.]

GD Officer: "Keep searching this ship, I want nothing left unscanned."

[Cue shots of GD Troopers walking around the ship, trashing some parts of it. Getting bored and seeing that there is nothing of real value in it, they all leave.]

[Cue floor panel rising up, being pushed by Killer-of-Lawye.]

Bakan: "Man, it's awsome you had these funcky panels here."

Killer-of-Lawye: "I'm a smuggler, what else do you expect me to put my cargo in? BTW, this is REALLY stuiped, I mean, if I could take off I would never get by that stuiped tractor beam."

CCC: "Leave that to me."

Killer-of Lawye: "You fool, I knew you would say that."

CCC: "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him."

Bakan: "Who is more foolish, more bullishly dim? the fool or the fool who follows foolishly him? Who is leading the fools on a mission precarious to the death star cell block it won't be hilarious. To get fired on and shot at dodge blasts, beam and bolts and they won't even duck so foolish these dolts. So the following fool is an uncommon twit, he's following someone he knows is a nit and should ne'er be followed or so it would seem lest they be hollowed by a laser gun beam!"

[Meanwhile, a scanning crew arrived, went onboard without any GD troopers escorting them. They were then shot by Killer-of-Lawye.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "Hey down there! Can you give us a hand with this?!"

Bakan: "Heh...I'm more foolish than either fool."

[The two dumb GD troopers walk onto the ship and blaster shots are heard.]

[Cue GD Officer in control room.]

GD Officer: "TK-4213527424624672 do you read? TK-4213527424624672 do you read?"

TK-4213527424624672: "Yeah, who is this?"

GD Officer: "Arn't you suppose to be guarding the captured ship?"

TK-4213527424624672: "No sir, I'm guarding the tractor beam emitter."

GD Officer: "Whoops, sorry, wrong number. Keep up the good work."

[GD Officer clears his throat.]

GD Officer: "TK-4213527424624677 come in. TK-4213527424624677 come in."

[A GD trooper exits the ship and hits his head.]

GD Officer: "Take over here subofficer, we got a bad comlink I'll see what I can do."

[GD Officer walks to the door and opens it, with Muhahahaha standing there.]

Muhahahahaha: "ROAR!!! (Alright, time to do da funky wookie sh*t)"

[Muhahahaha punches the GD officer clear into to the far side of the room. the GD subofficer sitting goes to his knees and starts begging to the trooper that he sees behind Muhahahaha.]

GD Subofficer: "Oh please oh please oh please save me save me SAVE ME!!!"

[The trooper then blasts the subofficer into atoms as CCC and another trooper enter the room.]

Bakan: "Whoa, was that the 'da funky wookie sh*t'?"

Muhahahaha: "Roar (Yeah)"

Bakan: "Coolness, now what was with the extra noise?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Well, excuse ME, but I prefer the suicidal straightup fight rather than this sneaky stuff."

CCC: "Quiet boys, Stormchild, plug into the computer here and tell us how to get rid of this tractor beam."

Stormchild: "Beepwhistlebeep (Sure thing boss, as long as we can leave cheesehead here.)"

Cheesehead: "Hey, you woulden't DARE leave the droid sex symbol here on this miserable station."

Director: "CUT!!"

[Everything and everybody stops.]

Bakan: "What's with the big deal here, we still have to film the rest here."

Director: "I know, but I'm tired, and my word is the law here. Everybody go get some rest, cya tommarrow."

Director: "Okay people, I hope you all got your rest for we got some shooting to do."

[Everyone groans.]

Director: "Common, pick it up otherwise I will have to confinscate the coffee."

[Everyone runs to their position.]

Director: "Alrighty, everyone in their positions, good, oh, common, change that corpse there."

[Director points at the rotting corpse that was GD Officer from the control station that Muhahahaha punched. Bugs have infested it, with someone stripping it to it's underwear.]

[Director checks his watch.]

Director: "Damn, okay, let's just roll, we are almost done in here."

Director: "READY AND........ ACTION!!"

[Cue cheap old green and black display randommly flicking from line scematics.]

CCC: "Hmmmm, well, as the old dude here, I should be the one going. I doubt you boys can keep up with me anyways."

Bakan: "But.....but.....I want to be with you."

CCC: "No, stay here, and keep the droids and smuggles out of trouble. Remember, the Mod with be with you, ALWAYS!!!"

[CCC runs out the superfast door.]

Muhahahaha: "Roar (Oh, look, that old fossil ditched us)."

KoL: "You said it, where did you dig up that old man?"

[Bakan runs up to KoL.]

Bakan: "CCC is a GREAT man, he is the BEST!"

KoL: "Yeah, great at f*cking us over."

Bakan: "Well you wen't doing any better."

KoL: "Anything is better than waiting for those jarheads to....."

[Cue Stormchilds random beeping.]

Stormchild: "Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep (Oh look, it's that chick who stuck that stuiped datacard into me there)"

Bakan: "What's with all da noise?"

Cheesehead: "I shoulden't be this helpful, but Stormchild here said that she located the "shifter"?

KoL: "Shifter, what shifter?"

Cheesehead: "I'm sorry, I meant princess, princess Silver."

Bakan: "Da princess she's HERE!?!?"

KoL: "Princess, what princess? What's going on here?"

Bakan: "Get me everything that you get me about those cell blocks."

KoL: "What are you thinking of doing?"

Bakan: "You know, what you see in the holograms, gotta to resuce the chick."

KoL: "Yeah, that's the holodramas, but what's in it for me?"

Bakan: "Hmmm, well, let's try the obvious, money."

KoL: "Okay, money I like, more money I like, LOTS of money I LOVE!!"

Bakan: "Okay, good, with that settled, now we'll also do the typical sneakintotheprisonwithafakeprisoner thing, so handcuff Muha there and we'll get going."

[Cue Muha getting handcuffed by KoL.]

Cheesehead: "Hey, what about us? I don't know about you but what if the GD;ers find me, the droid sex symbol."

KoL: "Lock the door."

Bakan: "And hope you have protection."

Cheesehead: "Hah, I got Norton, I have enough protection."

Bakan & KoL: "Oh please."

[Cue KoL and Bakan and Muha leaving.]