[Cue funky cool music. Bunch of aliens in cheap costumes are around the bar all in various stages of drunkiness. Some are beating the sh*t out of each other. CCC immediently beelines to the bar and starts talking as Bakan looks around. As he steps down, the droid decter flashes.]

J-Kama-Ka-C: "Hey, we don't allow those metal kind in here."

Bakan: "What?"

J-Kama-Ka-C: "Your droids, they have to wait outside, either now in one piece or in pieces."

Cheesehead: "How DARE you! I am Cheesehead MarkX Model C3P63O3246233265236322GFRUCP30. Human vs. Cyborg relations, and all the DROID SEX SYMBOL of the forums. How DARE you kick me out."

[Several bottles fly at cheesehead.]

Cheesehead: "Ow ow ow ow ow, Okay, I'm leaving, but you'll know that me, Cheesehead, the droid sex symbol, was kicked out. YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAYWER!!!!"

[Stormchild pushes Cheesehead out and Bakan walks towards the bar, looking with a wild eye look at all the aliens. He is suddenly pushed by one ugly one, which grunts out something. Bakan turns away, only to be poked by a uglier man.]

Ugly dude: "He dosen't like you."

Bakan: "Sorry."

Ugly dude: "I don't like you either."

Bakan: "Sorry again, what else do you want me to do."

Ugly dude: "You be careful, we got the death sentence in 366 forums."

Bakan: "I'll be careful, now leave me along damnit."

Ugly dude: "YOU'LL BE DEAD MOTHERF*CKER!!!"

CCC: "Now now, this little one is not worth the effort. Come, let me buy you something."

[Ugly dude knocks Bakan over and charges CCC. CCC pulls out his modding tool and cuts off Ugly dudes arm, then ugly alien in two halfs. Bakan looks in shock as CCC helps him up, with a big hair creature behind him.]

CCC: "Muhahahaha here is first mate on a ship that should be able to help us."

[Respawn ray within the bar resurects the ugly alien, leaving the ugly dude intact. They retreat away from CCC.]

[Cue external view with cheesehead and stormchild.]

[Cue GD Troopers walking around talking to locals.]

Cheesehead: "This dosen't look good."

Stormchild: "beep (No sh*t sherlock)"

[Cue internal shot of bar brawl. The band is playing more funky music and people are dancing to it. Muhahahaha leads Bakan and CCC to a man with a alien chick on his lap. Patting her, she skimpers away and the man looks at Bakan and CCC.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "I am Killer-of-Lawye, captiain of the Eagle 5. Muhahahaha here tells me you are looking for transport to the Jagfer system."

CCC: "Yeah, assuming you got a fast ship there."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Fast ship, you've never heard of the Eagle5?"

CCC: "Why?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in 5 parsec, don't worry, it will be explained later. She's fast enough for you old man, what's da goods."

CCC: "Just us peeps, me, thus boy here...."

Bakan: "BOY?!?!"

CCC: "And two annoying droids."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Well, I was going to let you go for only 500 credits, but with the droids, it's not going to be 10,000 credits."

Bakan: "10,000 credits, I can buy my own f*cking ship with that."

Killer-of-Lawye: "But's who will fly it, you babyface?"

Bakan: "You bet I can, I can fly it better than you, and..."

[CCC stops Bakan.]

CCC: "We can pay 2,000 now, and 15,000 when we get to Jagfer."

Killer-of-Lawye: "17,000, heh."

[CCC nods solemly.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "Alright, you got yourselves a starship, meet me in bay 97, we will leave when you get there. BTW, you might want to jet, those GD lunkheads are looking for you."

[Killer-of-Lawye points to the GD troopers. By the time the GD troopers make it to the booth, only KoL and Muhahahaha are there. As they leave, KoL starts laughing.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "17,000 credits, those guys are MORANS!! You get the ship ready, I'll meet you in a few."

Muhahahaha: "Roargrowlroar (Just try to stay out of any alterecations here. We really can't affoard them right now with our financial situation being the way it is.)"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Okay, I will."

[Cue external shot.]

CCC: "You'll have to sell your cardboard speeder."

Bakan: "That's okay, I'm never going back to this sh*thole."

[Cue internal shot. KoL stands to leave only to be pushed back in by JBOY.]

JBOY: "Oota Goota Solo."

Killer-of-Lawye: "What?"

JBOY: "Oota Goota Solo."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Huh?"

[JBOY pulls out a little dictionary and looks at it.]

JBOY: "Me Kill You Take Ship Laugh Bigtime Yes?"

[Killer-of-Lawye shoots JBOY dead.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "Don't worry, in the special edition they will make it look like he shot first so it makes it okay."

[Killer-of-Lawye walks out with Muhahahaha.]

[Cue shot of more interceptors flying around the Corrupted Admin station.]

[Cue internal shot of Corrupted Admin Station. Lord Skragg is pacing around.]

Lord Skragg: "Her resistance to the mind prob is considerable it will be some time before I can extract any information."

[Random GD officer walks up.]

Random GD Officer: "Everything is in da green, we are ready to rock and roll to destruction where do you want to go."

General Geiger: "Maybe she will respond to a different method of presuasion."

Lord Skragg: "What do you mean?"

General Geiger: "I think it is time to show off our bad-@$$ station here, set course for Jagfer."

Random GD Officer: "WooHoo, time to Kick-@$$!!!!"

[Cue shot to Cheesehead and Stormchild.]

Cheesehead: "Quickly, lock the door, let me love you before we all die."

Stormchild: "Whopbeepebeep (HELP!!!)"

[Doors shuts, GD troopers walk by.]

GD Trooper: "Alright check this block, I got this door."

[GD Trooper knocks on door.]

GD Trooper: "It's locked, moved to the next one there."

[The door stays closed with beeping sounds coming from it.]

[Cue scene switch to carboard speeder dealership. Bakan and CC walk away.]

Bakan: "Look at this , even ince those damn XPTEHG-568329's came out the market went sour."

CCC: "It will be more than enough there."

[They walk away, followed by a mysterious alien.]

[Scene change to outside of Eagle 5. DemonDave the Hutt, a grotesque sluglike alien dressed in 70's gangster clothing, with some of his goons and Darkling standing around it.]

DemonDave the Hutt: "Killer-of-Lawye!!! Come on out, NOW!!!"

Killer-of-Lawye: "I'm right here you slug."

[Everyone spins around to see Killer-of-Lawye behind them at the docking bay entrance.]

DemonDave the Hutt: "Lawye, my friend, why did you fry poor JBOY like that, he was so young, so pretty."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Next time don't send jerk-offs like him to me, come in person."

DemonDave the Hutt: "Lawye Lawye Lawye, you are my favorite smuggler, but you dumped a load of MY crystal, MINE!! How would it look if I let every two-bit smuggler get away if they dump their cargo."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Hey b*tch, even I get boreded sometimes. I had no choice. But now, I got a nice easy charter, and when I get back I'll be able to pay you back in full."

DemonDave the Hutt: "Well, you are my favorite smuggler here, I'll gve you this one last chance. But if you don't pay, I sic hunters on your @$$ there."

Killer-of-Lawye: "DemonDave, you are a wonderful human being."

[DemonDave and co. depart, with Darkling giving KoL a look that ignifies that something will happen in a later movie.]

[Cue scene change to Bakan, cheesehead, CCC and a annoyed Stormchild going down some stair to see a spaceship.]

Bakan: "What a pice of sh*t!!!"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Don't knock her, she makes.5 past lightspeed, and I've reved her up to the max. But now, get on before you make any other stuiped comments."

[Bakan and co. walk onto the ship.]

[Cue scene change to GD Troopers with big guns walking to the docking bay. They meet up with the alien following]

GD Trooper: "Which way did they go?"

[Alien points to Docking bay 98.]

GD Trooper: "Alright ladies, lock and load and prepare to kick @$$!!!"

[GD Troopers run into the Docking Bay.]

GD Trooper: "STOP THAT SHIP, FRAG HIM!!!"

[Everyone starts shooting as KoL runs into the ship. He seals the hatchway and runs to the ****pit.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "Muhahahaha, get us the f*ck out of here now damnit."

[CCC and Bakan strap themselves into teh couch.]

Cheesehead (In Jar Jar Binks voice): "YES, MESA GOING HOME!!!!!!"

Director: "CUT!!!!"

[Everyone groans as everything stops.]

Director: "Cheesehead you @$$hole, you are saything the lines from the wrong movie. Don't EVEN talk like that."

Cheesehead: "Sorry, I was so overcome with emotion I would be able to start filming again that...."

[Everyone groans at that thought.]

Director: "Cheesehead, stick with the lines you got, okay. NOW...... ACTION!!!!"

[Everything starts up again.]

Cheesehead: "OH my, I fotgot how much I hate spacetravel."

[Cue cheap shot of Eagle 5 lifting off.]

[Cue cheap shot of Eagle 5 flying through space.]

Muhahahaha: "GrowlRoarRoarRoar (Hey boss man, we have some ships coming up here at a Omegaenterri attack angle, very primative and unimaginative. We should be able to get out of hear easily.)"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Yeah, looks like 2 GD Destroyers. Angle the shields to keep them off our @$$'s while I calculate the jump to lightspeed there."

[Cue shot of GD destroyers following Eagle 5]

Killer-of_Lawye: "Watch it there Muhahahaha, they are trying to cut us off in the 3D enviroment so they are doomed to failue."

[CCC and Bakan run up to the ****pit.]

Bakan: "I thought you said this thing was fast."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Travelling through hyperspace is not like sitting at home playing X-Wing. Takes a lot of calcuations to make a safe jump, but since safe isen't in my middle name, we are jumping in a few. Besides, these GD'ers are not that smart and will not be able to get us if we fly in a straight line."

[Cue cheap shots of Eagle 5 under laser attack]

Killer-of-Lawye: "Now the fun begins. WooHoo, try to catch me you sonofb*tchs!!"

CCC: "How long till we jump?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Just a couple more seconds, and don't ask me anything boy I just explained hyperspace to you."

Bakan: "No, I wasen't going to ask about hyperspace, I was going to ask about that flashing red light."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Oh, that means that shield are almost down, run back there and get ready to jump to hyperspace."

[Bakan and CCC scamper back to teh couch.]

[Cue shot of KoL hitting the lever to jump to lightspeed.]

[Cue cheap shot of Eagle 5 jumping to lightspeed.]

[Cue shot of Corrupted Admin Station moving into orbit of Jagfer.]

[Cue shot of interior of Corrupted Admin Station, major parties going on all over the place. General Geiger's voice can then be heard over the PA system.]

General Geiger: "Attention all hands, we are in orbit of Jagfer. All 'We are destroying Jagfer' parties are to end right now. Secure the circus and three-ring-zoo, cancel all movies..."

[The screen goes black]

Spinner: "WTF?!?!"

Irons: "DAmn him, he was to general in saying to cancel all movies. Give me a second."

[Screen comes back on.]

General Geiger: ".... and arm the major planet killing super-dooper laser cannon."

[All activity onboard the station ends as all the GD'ers prepare to attack. Princess Silver is escorted through the party debris by a pair of GD troopers to General Geiger and Lord Skragg.]

Princess Silver: "General Geiger, I should have expected you to have been holding on Lord Skragg's leash. I could smell you GD lameness once I got on this station."

General Geiger: "Charming, to da last. You had no idea how easy it was to fill out the 2576 papers needed to kill you."

Princess Silver: "I'm surprised that you had the courage to do so yourself there, you better hope that the senate is nice on you for this."

General Geiger: "Well, before you slaughter you we want you to be witness to the ceremony that will show everyone that this station WORKS!!!. Right now we are in orbit of your home planet of Jagfer."

Princess Silver: "Jagfer, no, please, there are no weapons, don't destroy it, please."

General Geiger: "Then tell me where your new Roleplaying base is."

Princess Silver: "Ummmm, wellllll....."

General Geiger: "You are running out of time."

Princess Silver: "Lunalus 6, they are on Lunalus 6."

General Geiger: "Well, thank you. Weapons officer, fire at will."

Princess Silver: "WTF?!? You said you would leave this planet alone."

General Geiger: "I am a bad guy, bad guys lie all the time, you got to watch more movies. Anyways my crew here has gotten all pumped up for this, I can't let them down."

[Deep in the bowels of the station, the gunnery crew led by Richpur turn on the super-dooper-planet-cruiser-frekin-laser-beam.]

Richpur: "WooHoo, this is why I joined the GD'ers'."

[Cue shot of major beam forming at the depression on the Corrupted Admin Station, which fires at Jagfer.]

[Cue Jagfer shaking apart from all the conflicting admin orders, until it simply explodes form the strain.]

[Cue interior shot of Eagle 5, the lounge.]

[Bakan is playing with his modding tool, CCC suddenly starts massaging his heart.]

Bakan: "Hey dude, check this, whoa, you okay?"

CCC: "Either it was that chili I had today, or a great disturbance in the forums. It was if millions of voices screamed in terror as if they were struck by lag, then disconnected. Ah well, probably the chilie. Keep praticing there."

[Cue Killer-of-Lawye walking in.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "WooHoo, what a shame GD'ers are so stuiped, I forgot what a challenge was. Don't nobody thank me."

[Zoomin on Muhahahaha, Stormchild and cheesehead. Stormchild manipulates a control on the D&D board.]

Muhahahaha: "Roargrowl (Ohhh, the epislonebeta gambit, haven't seen that in years.)"

Cheesehead: "Common, don't be careful, I want you to be torn apart."

Stormchild: "Beep (Shaddup you miserable excuse for a droid)"

[Stormchild takes one of Muhahaha's pieces.]

Muhahahaha: "ROAR!!! (Why you little %#@^#@!!!!!)"

Cheesehead: "Yes, oh yes, VIOLENCE!!!"

Killer-of-Lawye: "I woulden't do that, you don't want to tick off a wookie."

Cheesehead: "But nobody worries about ticking off a droid."

[Muhahahaha leans over and rips out Cheesehead's arm.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "That's why."

Cheesehead: "Noooooooo, my beautiful arm, whaaaaa."

[Stormchild starts reattaching cheesehead's arm to shut him up.]

[Zoom in on Bakan missing the bolts from the target remote.]

CCC: "Let go, you must relax, feel the mod."

Bakan: "I.....OW....would if......OW......I didn't.......OW.....keep getting hit."

Killer-of-Lawye: "LoL. Stuiped boring old religions are not a even close match to a blaster on your hip."

[Cue Bakan turning off modding tool.]

Bakan: "You don't believe in the mod?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Look kid, I've been from one end of this forum to the other, and I saw enough to make me believe in the mod, however, I don't beleive that you can control the mod."

[CCC comes up to Bakan with a helmet.]

CCC: "Alright, try blocking those bolts with the helmet on with it's convient covered eyepiece on."

Bakan: "But how will I block."

CCC: "Trust in the mod."

[Bakan puts on helmet and turns on modding tool. The remote attack, continuing to hit Bakan.]

CCC: "Let go, trust in the mod."

[With a flurish, Bakan suddenly blocks three bolts, each bolt hitting CCC, Killer-of-Lawye, and Muhahahaha.]

CCC: "Ow.....good, you are starting to believe in the mod."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Owchie, that was luck."

CCC: "There is no such thing as luck."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Yeah yeah yeah, well, it's been a nice trip, but we are almost to Jagfer now."

[Muhahahaha and Killer-of-Lawye leave:]

Bakan: "You know, I felt something there, as if I could see those bolts in ultra-slowmo."

CCC: "Good, you have taken your first step of many into the larger world."

[Cue meeting room with General Geiger playing Counterstrike with Lord Skragg just standing around looking impressive.]

General Geiger: "WooHoo!!! Another frag, damn I LOVE this game."

Lord Skragg: "Do not overestimate your ability."

General Geiger: "Aw man, you just made me get fragged here."

[Cue low level GD officer entering.]

General Geiger: "Yes, wait, do you have those cracks I asked about?"

Low Level GD Officer: "Ummm, no. I'm here to report that our scouts have reached Lunalus 6. There was evidence of a Roleplaying colony led by someone named KoL, but it was abandonded a long time ago."

General Geiger: "Oooookkaayyyy. You mean she lied to us?!?"

Low Level GD Officer: "Looks that way there. I'll just leave now."

[The lowely GD officer runs quickly away.]

Lord Skragg: "Pay up b*tch."

[General Geiger hands over several large planetairon credits.]

General Geiger: "I can't believed that she LIED to us!!"

Lord Skragg: "I told you she would never consciously betray the Roleplayers. That's why I bet so much."

General Geiger: "Well, I won't STAND for this, tell the guards to kill her as soon as the plot calls for it."

[Cue shot of Eagle 5 moving through hyperspeed.]

[Cue shot of Killer-of-Lawye and Muhahahaha in the ****pit of the Eagle 5.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "Alright, let cut into normal space here."

[Starlines form at the ****pit windows, and the Eagle 5 is smashed with tiny glittering rocks.]

Killer-of-Lawye: "What the frell is this?"

Muhahahaha: "GrrRoarRoar (Looks like a asteroid storm here boss. You sure we at the right spot?)"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Nahh, our position is correct, see, 245:23:4, just no Jagfer."

[Cue CCC and Bakan running up into the ****pit.]

Bakan: "What happened?"

Killer-of-Lawye: "Oh yeah, didn't I tell you that it had been blown up several long years ago. Oh yeah, it was here just a few hours ago, I saw their famous soap operas."

CCC: "It was destroyed, by the GD'ers."

Killer-of-Lawye: "Impossible, it would take millions of ships and a LOT more firepower than....."