Catski (>'.')>: But wait a minute, I'm talking to my mother CmdrCyrax: heh CmdrCyrax: dont say anything offensive now CmdrCyrax: :) CmdrCyrax: DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE SEX0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Catski (>'.')>: Stoppit!!! I keep giggling! CmdrCyrax: heh CmdrCyrax: phw0ar!!!!!!!!!!!!! Catski (>'.')>: Right Catski (>'.')>: You Catski (>'.')>: My mother kept asking me who was making me giggle! CmdrCyrax: say hi for me :) Catski (>'.')>: She's gawn Catski (>'.')>: And she would't know who you are anyway... Catski (@): Guess what we were doing in Biology today? CmdrCyrax: ooh ooh CmdrCyrax: dunno CmdrCyrax: tell me Catski (@): Guess! CmdrCyrax: hmm, its gonna be somet appropriate CmdrCyrax: cat anatomy? Catski (@): Nooo Catski (@): We don't exactly study specific animals CmdrCyrax: so what then? Catski (@): Dissecting stuff... and playing around with maggots and suchlike Catski (@): First lesson was dissecting fishies Catski (@): Second was putting maggots in choice chambers and seeing what they did Catski (@): All good clean fun CmdrCyrax: what a lovely teacher you have Catski (@): Yupski Catski (@): She, like me, finds it amusing when three quarters of the class are mithering on in pathetic ways about how minging it all is CmdrCyrax: tho we did have a rummage through a sheeps heart once CmdrCyrax: :) Catski (@): I rather enjoyed it, myself CmdrCyrax: \o/ CmdrCyrax: did anyone faint? CmdrCyrax: meh mum teaches it CmdrCyrax: and some of her lot pass out CmdrCyrax: :D Catski (@): No, sadly not Catski (@): But it was my friend's birthday today and she hates slimy dead stuff Catski (@): Anyhoo, fear teh queen of dissection! I fecking rule at cutting up dead stuff. Catski (@): What did you mean by that, anyway? CmdrCyrax: dunno actually Catski (@): Random... CmdrCyrax: sort of 'inset your own interperatation here' CmdrCyrax: spelt wrong Catski (@): Interaprerareratation? CmdrCyrax: heh CmdrCyrax: yus interpereereratatation CmdrCyrax: fs CmdrCyrax: funneh Catski (@): Heh Catski (@): I nearly read that out then, just to see what it would sound like CmdrCyrax: i actually laffed at that, i am bad Catski (@): Then realised there are three other people in the room CmdrCyrax: heh Catski (@): By the way, whats the difference between continuous and discreet data? Catski (@): And this is a question and not a joke Catski (>'.')>: Omg, we know this guy who lives in Monmouth right? And he goes to Monmouth Comp and has the most MINGING sideburns in creation Walrus: All sideburns ming. It's just the individual degree of mingness. Catski (>'.')>: So this evening we're just eating and Fran says to me, "So, Cat, what would you say if Ryan Jones asked you out?" Catski (>'.')>: And I said, without missing a beat I tell you, "Give him a razor and tell him to call again tomorrow" Catski (>'.')>: Oh, the beauty Walrus: heh Walrus: Good one :) Catski (>'.')>: To which Fran says, "Cat, welcome to the ranks of the humourous." Catski (>'.')>: And me, mishearing, yells with a mouthful of lasagne, in a full dining room, "DID YOU JUST SAY WANK?" Catski (>'.')>: And everyone turned round and looked at me Catski (>'.')>: The shame Walrus: rofl Walrus: I do not have an ego! Walrus: Not after the ... leather trousers *shudder* Catski (@): Whats so bad about leather trousers? Catski (@): *is genuinely confused here* Walrus: They're all sweaty, and they live nothing to the imagination! Catski (@): And...? Catski (@): I'm still confused Walrus: Therefore I dislike them. Catski (@): *me thinks of Highlights video and drools* Catski (@): Mark! I'm not asking you to WEAR them! Catski (@): Actually.... Catski (@): ... maybe I am Catski (@): :D Walrus: Er... Walrus: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Walrus: Thurston? Walrus: That's awful! Catski (@): I know :D Catski (@): So's Mycroft Walrus: Mycroft's passable. Walrus: It's a lot better than Thurston. Catski (@): Actually, come to think of it, so's Sherlcock Catski (@): ooops Catski (@): Sherlock Walrus: Well, we can tell what's on your mind... Catski (@): It was a typo! Walrus: Freudian slip. Catski (@): Typo! Catski (@): Slip of the finger! Walrus: Yeah... Catski (@): Was so! Walrus: Denial... Catski (@): Radish like, radish, radishy Vicotnik: ...that is not...nice Catski (@): Don't like radishes? Vicotnik: well, yeah...on sandwiches Catski (@): Can't stand radishes... nearly as bad as courgettes. Vicotnik: courgette is? * Catski (@) is quietly sick in a corner at the thought or courgettes Catski (@): Green thing, like a cucumber only REALLY disgusting Vicotnik: ooooh Vicotnik: you can barbecue them? Vicotnik: i love cucumbers Vicotnik: hate those other buggers