Special Fight! Entrance is Free, Exit is Expensive! Richard and Alec Fight to the Brutal, Blood-Smothered Death, With Gardening Implements * RichardP bumps into Phang as he whirls across the channel, decapitating him before he really notice that anyone's there * Alec|brickwall clashes strimmer and hacksaw with Richard's double blades, sending sparks cracking off around the channel * RichardP parries and hacks at Alec's wrists with both blades * Alec|brickwall decides to make this into a fully-fledged Heiro-esque mini-RP, and dances away from Richard, blood starting to pour from the severed veins in his wrist. Gritting his teeth against the pain, he dances past Richard, cracking hacksaw against one blade and strimmer against Richard's knee, a cutting wire sufficient to slice small branches off trees coming into contact with Richard's middle right leg for almost a full second. <+Bakan> interesting * RichardP notices a leg disappearing from under him and attempts to adjust to only having one leg as he topples forwards, managing a wild swing at Alec's lower torso * Alec|brickwall is stabbed right in the midriff by a rather large and sharp blade, it penetrating several inches into him, rupturing his stomach. As Richard collapses, still holding onto the blade for support, Alec, being half-impaled and rather too small to bear Richard's weight anyway, collapses to the ground, eye to eye with his foe. Woosy from loss of blood he throws away the hacksaw and begins bearing the strimmer down towards Richard's head, the sharp whoosing wire sounding like a thousand enraged woodpeckers all tapping away at once * RichardP rolls away from the awful noise as he already has a headache without that making it any worse, the blade caught against Alec's spine rips it's way through a kidney and takes a chunk off the top of his liver before slicing his intestines in half and coming clear * Bakan wipes the blood off his face that got splattered there * Alec|brickwall watches the large, strangely corroded and soft lump of liver with horror, then, pushed through pain to a land of strange clarity, waves the strimmer in a vicious and nearly-successful attempt to lop off Richard's cranium, giving him a poor excuse for a haircut instead. The strimmer falling out of his hands, he picks the hcksaw up from where he left it and, falling down next to the wounded Richard, begins sawing at Richard's neck with all his might, trying to decapitate him before he (myself) dies of blood loss, sending blood from the tearing veins in Richard's neck over his hands, the hacksaw, and everyone in that direction. * RichardP finally notices the hacksaw attempting to gouge a slit in his windpipe and inserts a hand into the large opening on Alec's stomach, reaches up into his chest and wraps his fingers around Alec's heart, then pulls hard <+Bakan> ow <+Bakan> That's gotta hurt * Alec|brickwall moans and gives a massive and intense death judder, his remaining guts slopping out his body down Richard's arm, and his heart tearing out a moment later in a sudden explosion of blood which washes out the wound all over Richard, covering him with an inverted fountain - several litres - of blood, in something of a final, though rather uncontrollable, "fuck you" gesture. * Bakan laughs * Alec|brickwall finally dies, losing control of all bodily movement, just as the hacksaw starts to grate through Richard's spinal column