The Hobbit Warz A.K.A. The Bet of the Century Compiled by Morvan in channel #Mellon 20 April 2002 Main Bidders and cohorts: I apologise to anyone left out. *Bookkeeper fellow Morvan: the bad speller of the IRC channels and the pa Roleplay forum, the scourge of mankind, the cause/scrape goat (same thing :D) of widespread destruction, avoided like the smell of feet. *One the side of the Rpers [ICE]lestat: resident Ann Rice fan hoping for a better cowhunt/dragonhunt-less future. Actually has his own selfish goal in mind i.e. peace and quiet. superspirit: friend of lestat erm I don't know im well *One the temporary side of Lord_Hobbit Nelphine: resident insanely happy person of #Mellon. Is a hobbit sympathiser. Torin: supplier of junk to give to, erm, worthy causes Let the bidding begin! <+[ICE]lestat> ok, Lord-Hobbit, i got a proposition (which you dont have a choice about) <+[ICE]lestat> for every rper you piss off, you get banned from an RP channel <@Morvan> hairy- shes a hobbit! <+Darkling> hmmm umm okay <@Morvan> with hairy feet <@Morvan> and short <@Morvan> Lord-Hobbit can i hire you for a garden gnome? <@Morvan> all my friend who liek lotr will be sooo jealous <+Nelphine> rofl <@Morvan> <+[ICE]lestat> for every rper you piss off, you get banned from an RP channel <@Morvan> takl bout driving a hard bargain <+Darkling> lol <@Morvan> this should be interesting <@Morvan> ok betting time <@Morvan> who bets on the small furry creature here? <+[ICE]lestat> 5 mins till she's gone from them all <@Morvan> 1c anybody? <@Morvan> ok, hwos betting on the Rpers? <@Morvan> me me me! <+[ICE]lestat> you, me, and ss <@Morvan> k cool <@Morvan> anyone betting against? <@Morvan> k'mon give the paw hobbit a chance <@Morvan> anyone? <@Morvan> Nelphene,. ur a know sympathser <@Morvan> Nelphine* <+Darkling> not getting involved <@Morvan> come one man, come out of hiding, place a bet on ur furry freind <+[ICE]lestat> lol <@Morvan> anyone! <@Morvan> comeone, ive got ten thousand cacti at home to feed! <@Morvan> hurrah hurrah the beeeeeet of the ceeeeentury!!!! <@Morvan> roll on up roll on up <+Nelphine> ok ill b4et on the hobbit <@Morvan> here comes the man * Nelphine doesnt have a clue whats goin on but oh well <@Morvan> how mcuh u betting? * Morvan points the mike at Nelphine <+Nelphine> hmmmm <@Morvan> on the hobbit, 1c? <@Morvan> anyone going for 5c? <@Morvan> <[ICE]lestat> for every rper you piss off, you get banned from an RP channel<---here it is <+[ICE]lestat> 50P <+Nelphine> well i spent my last 25$ buying my insanity, so i guess all i have left is about 12 broken pins <@Morvan> 50 pence for the RPers? <@Morvan> 12 broken pins for the hobbit! <+Nelphine> oh wait i even have an unopened pack of gum!! <@Morvan> any higgher hgigher come on poeples this is pathertic! pitiful! <@Morvan> 12 broken pins and a pack of gum for the hobbit! <@Morvan> gives a round of applause for this kind gentlemen here <+Nelphine> ty ty <@Morvan> taking pity on the poor misused furry creatures of our chans <+Nelphine> lol * Morvan claps <+Torin> 12 broken pins, a pack of gum, and a shoelace! <@Morvan> yes! yes now we're getting somewhree! <+Nelphine> hmmmm * Nelphine goes in search of some more stuff <@Morvan> thanks to the contributions of these two kind ppl it is this: 12 broken pins, gum and a shoelace vc. 50p!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> hmmm <@Morvan> truly an amazing fundrasing effort!!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> a calculator that she'll be one chanel down b4 i leave <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum and a shoelace vs. 50p and an espensive calculator!!! <+Nelphine> dang nothing else... <@Morvan> roll on up!!!! this is truly wonderful! <+Nelphine> sorry hobbit <@Morvan> all this *sniff* effort for a little furry man, oops, animal * Torin slips Nelphine some pencils <@Morvan> and the cause of the Rpers <+Nelphine> hey look!! i got some pencils!! <+Nelphine> ill bet these too! <+Nelphine> (ty torin!) <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum adn some very short stubby pencils and a shoelace vs. 50p and an espensive calculator!!!! <+Torin> (yw ;) ) <+[ICE]lestat> its a cheap calculator <+Nelphine> lol <+[ICE]lestat> and a comb <+[ICE]lestat> and some sissors for her feet <@Morvan> me and women, the bet of the century, hosted by Me Morvan the Demented, and the players in the stakes are: * Morvan : drumroll <@Morvan> Nelphine an [ICE]lestat!!!!!!!!!!! <@Morvan> give them a round of applause!!!!!!! * Nelphine claps loudly <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum adn some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p and an espensive calculator!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> its a cheap calculator ffs!!! <+Nelphine> rofl * [ICE]lestat slaps Morvan around a bit with a large trout <@Morvan> im stretching it dumbo!!!! <+Nelphine> i will add my last remaining treasure <@Morvan> the comb originally had teeth! <@Morvan> until i snapped them off that is * Nelphine hands morvan.... 4 empty pepsi cans <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p and an espensive calculator!!!! <@Morvan> honestly, *Sniff* never will there be another bet like thids <+[ICE]lestat> i rase you to a penlid <@Morvan> whose side kind sir? * Torin adds a broken key to Nelphine's bet <+[ICE]lestat> mine <+[ICE]lestat> so its 50p a cheap calc, rusty sissors and a penlid <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, a broken key regugitated by a catand pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p, and almost new penlid and an espensive calculator!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> also, the led i found out of a pencil <+Nelphine> nooo the vermin are my lunch!! u cant have them!!! <+Nelphine> boohoohoo <@Morvan> lol! <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, a broken key regugitated by a cat and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p, and almost new penlid, a bit of fine Spanish lead, and an espensive calculator!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> and a worm i found in Nelphine's hair <+Darkling> hmmm * Morvan is overwhelmed by the respinse of the viewers <+Nelphine> what? <@Morvan> someone has got to paste this all into a word doc and send it to me <+Nelphine> LESTAT STOP STEALING MY SNACKS!!!!!!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> there WAS a worm in your hair <+[ICE]lestat> and this fly i got thats pissing me ioff <+Nelphine> WHAT AM I GONNA EAT NOW????? <@Morvan> shh calm down, audience <+Nelphine> what? oh im sorry <@Morvan> theres a special treat at the end for all betters..... <+Nelphine> but all my foods beiing stolen...... *** superspirit has joined #mellon <+Nelphine> hi spirit <+[ICE]lestat> lo <+[ICE]lestat> would you like to bet <@Morvan> ....regardless of whether they loose all or win <+superspirit> yo <@Morvan> anyone betting the shirt of their backs? <@Morvan> has it gone that far? * Nelphine doesnt have a shirt <+superspirit> what chan is this? <@Morvan> coeon on, i expect a better resposne than this!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> mellon <+Nelphine> im sorry morvan <+[ICE]lestat> i will! <@Morvan> dont worry kiddoes,m the fubns only starting!!!!! <+[ICE]lestat> its on my side of corse <+superspirit> what is it tho? <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, a broken key regugitated by a cat and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p, and almost new penlid, a bit of fine Spanish lead, and an espensive calculator!!!! <+superspirit> another rp chan? <+Nelphine> hmmmm u know i think i have a busted shoe somewhere <+[ICE]lestat> a cow bet <@Morvan> come on pass it up the front <@Morvan> gimme the shoe <@Morvan> need to even the odds hre, see? * Morvan winks at superspirit * Nelphine passes morvan a shirt thats more not there than there <+Nelphine> wait <+Nelphine> sorry a shoe <+[ICE]lestat> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, a broken key regugitated by a cat and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p, and almost new penlid, a bit of fine Spanish lead, and an espensive calculator, a dead fly and the shirt off my back! <@Morvan> woohoooo!! * superspirit pokes Lord-Hobbit <@Morvan> nmy my what a night!!!!!! <+Nelphine> lol <@Morvan> amazing...the reponse from the viewers <@Morvan> truly there are kind people out there, willing to vouch with and against a furry hobbit from the imgainary alnds of lotr * Morvan sniffes <@Morvan> ok back to the betting *** Lord-Hobbit was kicked by [ICE]lestat (sleeping on the job is an offence to me, as is idling ) <+[ICE]lestat> i win! <+Nelphine> rofl <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, a broken key regugitated by a cat and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace vs. 50p, and almost new penlid, a bit of fine Spanish lead, and an espensive calculator, a dead fly and the shirt off my back! <+[ICE]lestat> hand it over <+Nelphine> morvan u forgot the shoe!!! <@Morvan> sorry and the shoe * Nelphine sulks <+[ICE]lestat> ok, give it here <+Nelphine> no! <@Morvan> 12 broken pins, gum, 4 empty pepsi cans filled with vermin, some very short stubby pencils, a comb missing its teeth, a broken key regugitated by a cat and pair of rusty blunt scissors and a shoelace and the shoe with so rubber <+Nelphine> lestat cheated * [ICE]lestat sells all of the junk, generating an istonishing £1 <@Morvan> all this goes to [ICE]lestat <@Morvan> okbetting over crowds piss off * Nelphine steals the money from lestat <+[ICE]lestat> there si no proof i cheated <+[ICE]lestat> :p <+Nelphine> AND I QWANT MY TREAT!!! <@Morvan> [ICE]lestat i get some of the profits as bookeper <+[ICE]lestat> i'm off now <@Morvan> PROFITS!!!! *** [ICE]lestat has quit IRC (to carlounghung for every rper you piss off, you get banned from an RP channel ) <@Morvan> k nn *** KoL|Drowsy has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) <+Nelphine> wheres my special treat thats makin up for all the lost food??? <@Morvan> Nelphine everything you do or say is beign paste din a word doument <+Nelphine> what???? <@Morvan> plaese wait ten seconds as your demand is being processed <@Morvan> *chuk-koong* <+Nelphine> thats invasion of ermmm my right to not be pasted!!! *Morvan hands Nelphine 1c