*** Wizzeh has joined #rpgal *** P sets mode: +o Wizzeh <@InsaneBadger> lo wizzeh <@Wizzeh> hi * Wizzeh randomly whacks evilclarence * evilclarence is invicable <@Wizzeh> lies <@evilclarence> i need a lord of destruction crack * Wizzeh sets fire to evilclarence's ice cream * evilclarence has none. <@Wizzeh> ahh <@Wizzeh> aww * Wizzeh throws evilclarence down the cracks off doom * evilclarence has wings *** Arianna|school has quit IRC (Broken pipe) *** Xaphania has joined #rpgal *** P sets mode: +o Xaphania * InsaneBadger throws the cake eating pig at clarence <@InsaneBadger> MWAHAHAHA * evilclarence is no longer a cake <@InsaneBadger> bugger *** evilclarence is now known as excake * InsaneBadger throws a clarence eating pig at clarence * excake is that pigs best freind * Wizzeh puts clarence in a machine that sucsk all the evil from him <@excake> thank you brother wqizzeh *** You were kicked by Wizzeh (spell my name right) * Alec kicks the dumb bitch again * DumbBitch ouch! * Alec laughs at the dumb bitch <.DumbBitch> alec<--can u suggests any good nicks bout dumbbitch? <@Alec> Fucking_Slut <@Alec> that'd be a good one * DumbBitch is now known as Fucking_Slut <@Alec> \o/ <.Fucking_Slut> ty. <@Alec> thanks <@Alec> I appreciate that * Fucking_Slut likes it very much <.Fucking_Slut> wtf! * [Dead]Fs fucks the slut <.Fucking_Slut> i got an kick in other channel. * [Dead]Fs is fucking a slut? * Looking up [Dead]Fs user info... <@[Dead]Fs> :P <.Fucking_Slut> <--they doenst like this nick. <@Alec> rofl <.Fucking_Slut> rolf? <.Fucking_Slut> ?? * P sets mode: +b *!*wyrqe@*.HINET-IP.hinet.net * Fucking_Slut was kicked by P ((LBL) Please try not to be offensive next time you come in here ) <@AcidK> .. <@AcidK> ... <@AcidK> .... <@AcidK> ..... * AcidK breaks the silence with an all-orthentic and rupturing fart <@AcidK> aaa * Lonyo has left #rpgal <@Alec> I think you offended someone :P <@[GGGGG]Alec> But you can make coffee as strong as you like <@[GGGGG]Alec> with tea you have TEABAGS <@Evil-Ginge> same with tea <@[GGGGG]Alec> and they're all the same size <@Evil-Ginge> but u have the option of not adding milk <@Richard> with tea you have tea <@Evil-Ginge> not really <@Evil-Ginge> you can put more teabags in <@[GGGGG]Alec> okay <@Evil-Ginge> there is no stopping you <@[GGGGG]Alec> so my argument was crap <@Richard> you only use bags if in a hurry anyway <@[GGGGG]Alec> it was alright on short notice, ok? * [HR-I]CrAzYbob slaps CrAzYbob around a bit with a Ping Timeout * CrAzYbob has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <@Alec[GGGGG]> my god <@Alec[GGGGG]> you must have a powerful slap <@[HR-I]CrAzYbob> \o/

[13:36] <@CmdrCyrax> sorry was busy [13:37] <@superspirit> np [13:37] <@CmdrCyrax> teh wizzeh needed flashing lessions [13:37] <@superspirit> :p [13:37] <@CmdrCyrax> well, flash 4 lessons anyway [13:38] <@CmdrCyrax> im sure he has no probs flashing [13:38] <@superspirit> heh [13:40] * CmdrCyrax is hungry [13:41] * CmdrCyrax eats torins porridge [13:41] <@Torin> not that i had any [13:42] <@CmdrCyrax> can u make some? [13:42] <@Torin> nope [13:42] <@CmdrCyrax> :( [13:43] * CmdrCyrax goes in search of a bacon sandwich [13:49] * CmdrCyrax has managed to find two bacon rolls [13:49] <@CmdrCyrax> they'll do [13:49] * CmdrCyrax munches [13:49] * superspirit steals one of cyraxs bacon rolls [13:49] * superspirit eats it [13:50] <@superspirit> now u have one [13:50] * Torin steals half of the other [13:50] <@CmdrCyrax> oi [13:52] <@Torin> yummy. ta luv ;) [13:53] <@CmdrCyrax> gah, now i got tomato sauce down my clean white top [13:53] <@Torin> lol [13:53] * CmdrCyrax is a pig [13:53] <@Torin> rofl [13:53] <@superspirit> indeed [13:54] <@DEnder> hehe [00:19] <@Alec> You know what a meme is? [00:19] <@Fluffie> no :( [00:19] <@Gokan> ... [00:19] <@Fluffie> me me! pasted together ? [00:19] <@AcidK> its a emem backwards :P [00:19] <@Alec> It's an IDEA [00:19] <@Alec> that spreads in a way analogous to a virus [00:19] <@Alec> through a society [00:19] <@Alec> Like, religion is a meme [00:19] <@Fluffie> your hurting my head alec, stop it [00:31] *** mintos has joined #rpgal [00:31] <@MeakerSE> :) [00:31] *** MeakerSE sets mode: +o mintos [00:31] <@Eek> lo mintos [00:31] <@MeakerSE> lo mintos [00:31] <@Alec|TEG> lo there [00:31] <@mintos> hey [00:31] <@mintos> thanks [00:31] <@mintos> heh [00:31] <@Eek> heh [00:31] <@Eek> lo [00:31] <@mintos> hey [00:31] <@mintos> he [00:31] <@mintos> h [00:32] <@Nelphine> hi minty! [00:32] <@CmdrCyrax> minty! [00:32] <@mintos> hey Nel! [00:32] <@mintos> hey YCrax! [00:32] <@CmdrCyrax> greets! [00:32] <@mintos> Cyrax [00:32] <@Eek> minty! [00:32] <@mintos> man my typing is dodgy today [00:32] <@Alec|TEG> YCrax is better, IMO [00:32] <@Eek> lol [00:32] <@mintos> Eek! [00:32] <@Nelphine> rofl [00:32] <@CmdrCyrax> shush Cale [00:33] <@CmdrCyrax> or is it Aelc [00:33] <@Alec|TEG> Cale [00:33] <@Richard> Cale [00:33] <@Alec|TEG> Now Cale ain't too bad [00:33] <@CmdrCyrax> Laec [00:33] <@Alec|TEG> I could live with Cale [00:33] <@Alec|TEG> It's a sorta rugged name [00:33] <@Alec|TEG> Cale [00:33] <@Alec|TEG> I like the sound of it! [00:33] <@CmdrCyrax> Ealc [00:34] <@Alec|TEG> Raxyc [00:34] <@Richard> actually he's a bit twisted, so we could call him Curly Cale [00:34] <@Nelphine> lol [00:34] <@Alec|TEG> um [00:34] <@CmdrCyrax> yus! [00:34] <@Alec|TEG> twisted? [00:34] <@Eek> lol [00:35] <@Alec|TEG> Cider Cale [00:35] <@Richard> Leac [00:35] <@Richard> pronounced "leek" [00:35] <@CmdrCyrax> yer so twisted, i feel normal when i am hanging out with you [00:35] <@Torin> lol [00:35] <@Richard> Cela? [00:35] <@Eek> heh [00:35] *** mint|brb is now known as mintos [00:36] <@mintos> cela = french word for this [00:36] <@mintos> err I missed something [00:36] <@Eek> yup [00:36] <@Richard> actually it's "Alec" backwards :P [00:36] <@CmdrCyrax> well u started it! [00:36] <@mintos> that it is [00:36] <@mintos> I did? [00:36] <@CmdrCyrax> yus [00:36] <@mintos> with my dodgy typing? [00:36] <@Richard> Sotnim! [00:36] <@CmdrCyrax> yup [00:36] <@CmdrCyrax> ;) [00:36] <@Alec|TEG> Drahcir [00:36] <@mintos> oh I thought Richard was giving a french lesson [00:36] <@mintos> heh [00:36] <@mintos> :D [00:36] <@Richard> Draçir [00:37] <@Alec|TEG> Xarycrdmc [00:37] <@Nelphine> insane! [00:37] <@Richard> Richard backwards is pronounced Draçir :p [00:37] <@CmdrCyrax> xaryc is just about pronounceable [00:37] <@Wizzeh> no it aint [00:37] <@CmdrCyrax> lets leave it like that

* Now talking in #rpgal * Topic is 'Busy: Gotta wedding to organise ;) ' * Set by P on Sun Jul 28 21:43:00 <@No_Dachi> There he is! * P sets mode: +o Alec|TEG <@Hudre> Attack! <@No_Dachi> Quick, before he gets away! * No_Dachi revs up the chainsaw and slices Alec's chest open. * Hudre grabs the flamingo and shoves it in his eye * Hudre grabs camera and shovesd it in Alec's anus * No_Dachi peers inside, looking for the camera. * Hudre looks for it, shifting the intestines about * Alec|TEG expires with a bubbling wail and a bulge-eyed expression of astonishment at the sheer horror and depravity of what human beings are capable of. <@Gryffin> I thought his intestines were all over the floor a moment ago <@Hudre> uhh... * Alec|TEG lies there, looking peacefully up at the ceiling with his mouth hanging slightly open. <@Gryffin> I could be wrong, and they could be Hudre's intestines <@Gryffin> they look similar * Hudre watches as the camera wriggles out of Alec's mouth * Hudre cheers <@Richard> Alec has one of these anatomies that ignores causality completely * Alec|TEG croaks convulsively * No_Dachi cheers also. <@No_Dachi> Wel, that's his medical checkup for the year done. * No_Dachi turns to the rest of the channel. <@No_Dachi> Who's next? * Alec|TEG is suddenly in a chair reading a book * ShadowAngryNow scoops up alec and eats him again <@Alec> umm <@ShadowAngryNow> good <@Alec> you ate me before? <@Alec> You don't wanna eat me! <@ShadowAngryNow> yes <@Alec> I've got a horrible disease! <@ShadowAngryNow> why? <@Alec> You'll catch it! <@Alec> oh <@Alec> but now you've eaten me <@Alec> so you'll catch it <@Alec> :( <@Alec> Well I was too late <@Alec> but don't say I didn't warn you <@ShadowAngryNow> no, my stomach is based on nano technology, so no diseases! <@ShadowAngryNow> :) <@Alec> I disagree <@Alec> I think that your genitals are based on nanotechnology <@ShadowAngryNow> then they would be varible as nanotechnology could make them bigger <@Alec> no - the point of nanotechnology is to manufacture veeeeeeery small things. ;) * ShadowAngryNow Kills Alec with a pound of pork! <@ShadowAngryNow> shut up * Alec curls up in a ball <@Alec> Don't hurt me! <@Alec> Please! * ShadowAngryNow plays football with alec <@Alec> I'm too young to die! * Alec cries * ShadowAngryNow kicks alecball into liquid nitrogen * Alec is now known as Alecball * Alecball punctures <@ShadowAngryNow> freeze <@ShadowAngryNow> bye all * Alecball freezes his balls <@ShadowAngryNow> crash * Alecball is now known as Alec <@ShadowAngryNow> ewwwww * Alec larfs * Gokan points out that Alec's balls are now frozen * ShadowAngryNow has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) * Alec is larfing <@Alec> that was great fun * Alec puts his balls on a radiator * Alec screams a bit * Gokan has quit IRC (You... are... totally... disgusting... You know that? Well do you Alec? ) <@Alec> (like that bit in that film where those people got lost on Mount Everest and one was rescued and they stick his hand in boiling water) <@Alec> rofl [23:23] <@Alec|TEG> The only Canadian lager I've ever tasted was cheap and absolutely foul. [23:23] <@Nelphine> ! [23:23] <@Nelphine> lol [23:24] <@Richard> Well the only canadian anything I've ever tasted wasn't bad. [23:24] <@Richard> So I'll disagree. [23:25] <@Alec|TEG> Doyou mean you gave Zoey a 4kiss? [23:25] <@Richard> What? [23:25] <@Alec|TEG> :D [23:25] <@Alec|TEG> oh [23:25] <@Alec|TEG> maybe I misinterpreted there [23:25] * Richard looks at you blankly [23:25] <@Alec|TEG> thought you were making a hint ;) [23:25] <@Richard> I wish :p [23:25] * Alec|TEG gets looked at blankly [23:25] <@Alec|TEG> hmm [23:26] <@Nelphine> rofl [23:26] <@Nelphine> that was funny <@Alec|TEG> Why the fuck does the bank in Grove shut at 1pm? It makes no fucking sense. If they want even a reasonable amount of customers then surely it would make complete sense to keep to normal day working hours like the rest of the goddamn country? Or are their cashiers just too fucking lazy and want 25 hours weeks? I'm rarely even up by 1pm if I have the damn choice. * Alec|TEG chills * monnik assrapes alec <@Alec|TEG> That did feel good <@monnik> np <@Alec|TEG> oh dear <@Alec|TEG> I was amsging that in another channel <@Alec|TEG> :/ * Drengar licks Alec all over * Alec|TEG clears the screen <@Goku`> okay... <@Goku`> u aussies are weird <@Morvillan> no <@Morvillan> i am

[11:52] <@Darkling> have anyhting nice for food? [11:53] <@NiceMouse> yep [11:53] <@NiceMouse> ice cream :D [12:00] <@Darkling> cool :D [12:09] <@CakeGuevara> ice cream you scream i chage for my ice cream [12:09] <@NiceMouse> lol [12:09] * NiceMouse got some for free :P [12:12] <@CmdrCyrax> not that horribley block type? [12:12] * NiceMouse blinks [12:12] <@NiceMouse> huh? [12:12] <@CmdrCyrax> fs, you could build houses outta that stuff [12:14] <@CakeGuevara> cyrax you cant build houses out of ice cream [12:14] <@CakeGuevara> ive tried [12:15] <@NiceMouse> lol [12:15] <@NiceMouse> it melts [12:15] <@CmdrCyrax> no [12:15] <@CakeGuevara> you put it in formaledhye [12:15] <@CmdrCyrax> that red-yellow-brown stuff works well [12:16] <@CmdrCyrax> in the artic tho [12:16] * CmdrCyrax suddenly has a vision of eskimos squating in an igloo made of icecream [12:20] <@CakeGuevara> heh [12:20] <@CakeGuevara> thatb would be ace [12:23] <@CakeGuevara> jimmy,stop eating the walls! [12:23] <@CakeGuevara> but mumm... [12:25] <@CmdrCyrax> heh [12:04] * DEnder|slEEp pats his sticker "nobody's friend just strayed in" [12:05] * Torak wanders off to bed, patting his sticker and mumbling to himself [12:05] <@Gal_of_Lorien> tush den, ur torin's friend [12:05] <@DEnder|slEEp> oh? [12:06] <@Gal_of_Lorien> or so i guess neway [12:06] <@Torak> oh, i am too [12:06] <@Torak> wow [12:06] * Torak should get a sticker off her aswell [12:06] * DEnder|slEEp wonders why Torin put a label "Evil" on him then [12:06] * Torak could then have two stickers - and TWO FRIENDS!! [12:07] <@Gal_of_Lorien> lol [12:07] * CmdrCyrax wears a big sticker - 'Torin's slap magnet' [12:07] <@Torak> rofl [12:07] <@Gal_of_Lorien> lol [12:11] <@DEnder|Hiding> heh, that why she choked me above a bottomless pit .... [12:11] * Gal_of_Lorien grinz [12:11] <@Gal_of_Lorien> now now dender, you don't want to relive that do you [12:11] * Gal_of_Lorien grinz evilly [12:11] <@DEnder|Hiding> your no giant anymore :P [12:12] * Gal_of_Lorien takes out a vial of green sauce... [12:12] <@Gal_of_Lorien> i could be :D [12:12] <@Gal_of_Lorien> :D [12:12] * DEnder|Hiding readies his emergency exit button [12:13] <@CmdrCyrax> it looks as if we have a stand off everyone! [12:14] <@CmdrCyrax> who will win? [12:14] <@CmdrCyrax> GALORDEN? [12:14] <@CmdrCyrax> GALORDEN? [12:14] <@CmdrCyrax> GALORDEN? [12:14] <@CmdrCyrax> GALORDEN? [12:14] <@CmdrCyrax> GALORDEN? [12:14] * CmdrCyrax has been watching too much bansai [00:23] <@Gen_Eath> does anyone here play a musical instrument? [00:23] <@CmdrCyrax> piano [00:23] <@RichardP> desk [00:23] <@Gen_Eath> heh [00:23] <@Sivart> guitar [00:23] <@RichardB> piano desk [00:23] <@CmdrCyrax> how do you play a desk? [00:24] <@RichardP> with drumsticks :p [00:24] <@RichardB> no a desk to put a pianno on [00:24] <@CmdrCyrax> heh [00:24] <@Gen_Eath> cool, im tryin to find someone to relate to tho, your all procussion [00:24] <@RichardB> eh? [00:24] <@Gen_Eath> i just nearly passed out on my trumpet lol [00:24] <@CmdrCyrax> piano is solo >:( [00:24] <@RichardB> i play two instruments [00:24] <@CmdrCyrax> at the same time? [00:24] <@RichardP> piano is percussion, it involves things being hit [00:24] <@RichardB> piano and violin [00:25] <@RichardB> yes of course [00:25] <@RichardB> piano with my feet [00:25] <@RichardP> I play however many I want at the same time, I use a coputer :P [00:25] <@Gen_Eath> heh [00:25] <@CmdrCyrax> well done you [00:25] <@Gen_Eath> cheater [00:39] * Czar tapdances, sings, and generally tries to steal the show... [00:39] * Gen_Eath punches Czar in the stomach and passes out [00:39] * CmdrCyrax claps