5 - Roleplay quotes:





[18:23] <+InsaneBadger> I WANT FAT SACK!!!
[18:23] * @Stormchild gives badger fat sack
[18:23] <+InsaneBadger> no this is a sack of fat
[18:23] <+InsaneBadger> I want my hippo!!

[17:15] <.ScaryGhost> SEE LEATAT DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEEL

[16:47] *** Now talking in #rpgal
[16:47] *** Topic is '(Bakan) USA/Europe RP MEET in NY in the WORKS! Details on the forums '
[16:47] *** Set by Akyla on Sun May 05 16:31:25
[16:47] *** P sets mode: +o CmdrCyrax
[16:47] <@hedge> hello CmdrCyrax
[16:47] <@Akyla> lo
[16:47] <@CmdrCyrax> lo all
[16:47] <@CmdrCyrax> Cl33rly I am here.......
[16:47] <@Alec> lo
[16:47] <@Heiro> hay cyrax
[16:47] <@No_Dachi> lo Cyrax.
[16:47] <@Torin> cl33rly you are
[16:47] <@hedge> cl33rly
[16:47] <@CmdrCyrax> hmmm, i seem to be popular
[16:47] <@Alec> cl33r as mud
[16:48] <@CmdrCyrax> tis vereh strange
[16:48] <@No_Dachi> Cl33rly replacing letters with numbers is kind of p01nt1355.
[16:48] <@CmdrCyrax> ITS MEH TRADEMARK
[16:48] * No_Dachi throws a live hand grenade at Alec.
[16:48] <@Akyla> hehe
[16:48] * hedge uses the word peruse in a sentence
[16:48] <@No_Dachi> You mean your trad3mark?
[16:48] *** Heiro is now known as Heiro-food
[16:48] * CmdrCyrax kills teh grenade
[16:48] * hedge eats Heiro-food
[16:49] <@Alec> Surely, your tradm@rk?
[16:49] <@No_Dachi> I said that!
[16:49] <@Lonyo> tr4d3m4rk
[16:49] <@Alec> probably
[16:49] <@CmdrCyrax> no i only use 33 in place of ea
[16:49] * No_Dachi loads a double barrelled shotgun
[16:49] <@No_Dachi> If I see one more letter replaced with a number, I am not going to be h4ppy.
[16:49] <@hedge> its that s0?
[16:50] <@No_Dachi> Meaney.

[21:25] <@mintos> pld just say sex is better then chocolate for a quit message
[21:26] <@Richard> although you can't buy sex in safeways

<+InsaneBadger> a pox on you
<+General_Geiger> a plague on you!
<+InsaneBadger> a famine on you!!
<+General_Geiger> a big brick on your head!
<+[ICE]KraKto5is8> a 10-ton weight on you!
<+InsaneBadger> a large weight on your groin!
<+General_Geiger> a small South American republic on you!
<+General_Geiger> fee on you!
<+[ICE]KraKto5is8> George bush on you!
<+InsaneBadger> america on you!
<+General_Geiger> a beautiful woman on me!
<+[ICE]KraKto5is8> no clothes on you in public!
<+General_Geiger> AAAAAAAAARGH!






<+KoL> A voice is not a right, it is a privlige, controlled by people with erratic mindsets
<+KoL> It's how the world is run.
* General_Geiger has an erratic mindset but, fortunately, no power.
* BurningEagle thinks he better say nothing then - Arguing is like third nature to him
<+[ICE]MadBadger> geiger, you have a mind?

* Alec nibbles at a digestive biscuit
* CmdrCyrax nibles one of those things with holes in them
<+CmdrCyrax> a buscuit fs!
* Alec refrains from making an awful joke.
<+CmdrCyrax> i know and i spotted it too late
* Alec makes it anyway through implication :)
* Alec adds to his list of IRC quotes...
<+CmdrCyrax> Alec, you are BAD

<+CmdrCyrax> Amazed African Antilopes avenge acidental alligator
<+Alec> Barry's butane burner blew back Ben's basilisk.
<+TsarevitchAeth> crazy cats continously crap constipatedly
<+CmdrCyrax> Davids dungeon draws daunghted damsells drasticly downward
<+Alec> Every Easter Emilia eats eleven eggs entirely entropically.
<+TsarevitchAeth> fandangled famous French Frogs fruitily fart forks
<+CmdrCyrax> Great green giraffes graze gracefully given giant gerbals germinate gradually.
<+Alec> Hooray, Harry's home! He's had haemmoroids!
<+TsarevitchAeth> insane ibises ionise inside igloos in iceland
<+CmdrCyrax> Justin's jugs jingle just jollily
<+Alec> Kill Korn, kick Kate's kid.
<+TsarevitchAeth> large loopy lions lick lizard lollipops
<+CmdrCyrax> Most martian male mothers must maintain military missions mating more monkeys merrily
<+Alec> Norman normally names nobody, not now.
<+TsarevitchAeth> oppositedly oppressed octopi osccilate on other octopi
<+CmdrCyrax> Perhaps purple pets pee perfectly pertaining plump pumpkins
<+Alec> Queer Quentin's quintessential quadruplet quest.
<+TsarevitchAeth> radically reddened randy rodents rattle rattles rattlingly
<+CmdrCyrax> Shy sharons superb single sizzling sausages slip security servilence
<+Alec> Two terribly tasteful tennis tournaments take tea.
<+TsarevitchAeth> unisexualler undressed unadorned ugly Umberto uglifies Umbrellas until unmistakeble unicorns undo Umberto's umbrellas.
<+CmdrCyrax> villianous vicars vie victors victorian village
<+Alec> Waving weedishly, William wafted westward.
<+TsarevitchAeth> Xhosa Xavier x-rayed xylem xanphia x-ratedly
<+CmdrCyrax> young yucoslavian youths yield yellow yachts
<+Alec> Zak zeroed Zulu's ziggurat zestfully.
<+TsarevitchAeth> wowee
<+Alec> I think that just about make sense
<+TsarevitchAeth> Zeus!
<+CmdrCyrax> yup
<+TsarevitchAeth> Zev!
<+CmdrCyrax> that was fun
<+TsarevitchAeth> by jove!
<+Alec> WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
<+TsarevitchAeth> hee hee
<+Alec> That was great
* Alec opens Word
<+Alec> I'll be a few mins
<+TsarevitchAeth> k
<+CmdrCyrax> put it on forums, challange others to create longer ones
<+TsarevitchAeth> ooh i love my U one
<+Alec> Brilliant. Brilliant :)
<+Alec> Classic IRC moment
<+CmdrCyrax> yup
<+TsarevitchAeth> erm.....ok
<+TsarevitchAeth> i agree

<+Alec> So many interesting reactions
<+mintos> so many interesting people
<+Doom_egg> my dad is blind
<+Alec> that too

* Alec waters u
* mint|plant purrs and blossoms up a little
<+Alec> huh?
* Alec wonders at the magical purring plant!
* mint|plant purrs






* Nomani nukes doom_egg
* Alec explodes in a blood black burst of coruscant flame.
* Nelphine eats the fried egg

* Alec explosively decompresses, spraying everyone first with mashed eyeballs and bloody nasal tissue, then with gunk hurled up through his throat and stomach; this is followed by internal organs and a sweet, sick, warm burst of blood spattered through with shards of bone like croutons in a sauce.

* Alec trims Hedge into a swan shape
* No_Dachi the vampire mushroom hops around, looking for more victims.
* hedge dies
* Alec thinks you are a very beautiful hedge now!
* hedge is a very dead hedge now
<+Alec> no
<+Alec> just... damaged
* hedge falls apart in a splew of organs and blood
* Alec wonders where the hell they came from
* hedge is not a hedge.
<+Alec> oooooooooooooooh
* hedge is a human named hedge
* Alec has had his illusions shattered :(
<+Alec> :(
<+Alec> :(
<+Alec> :(
<+Alec> :((((((((((
* hedge thinks it serves Alec right

<+CmdrCyrax> YOU'LL ALL MISS ME WHEN IM GONE
<+CmdrCyrax> cos next tuesday i'm due to be hit by a crane
* OptimusPrime misses Cyrax already
<+CmdrCyrax> i wish the crane would
<+Heiro|ewok> lol

[23:11] * CmdrCyrax thinks it ironic that star trek is based in america yet the fedaration are anti-death penilty
[23:12] <@Vicotnik> well death penalty is a federal crime to
[23:12] * Vicotnik thinks it's ironic that the Borgs (communists) are the evil in Star Trek.
[23:12] <@Richard> borg's are hardly communist






[23:14] <@Vicotnik> yeah everyhintg from the east is bad!!!!
[23:14] * CmdrCyrax thinks anna kournikova is ok

[23:26] <@Richard> excuse me, italy has been in wars all it's life, they've had the mafia and they produced some of the greatest minds of all time. Sweden has had centuries of peace and they produced... the cuckoo clock?
[23:27] <@Vicotnik> richard you ahve confused us with switzerland you silly you
[23:27] <@Richard> ahh
[23:27] <@Richard> sorry
[23:27] <@CmdrCyrax> rich - heh
[23:27] <@Vicotnik> we have produced laods of stuff, but not anything for war
[23:27] <@CmdrCyrax> IKEA ;)
[23:27] <@Vicotnik> cept for boforscannons
[23:27] <@Vicotnik> well yeah IKEA

[23:28] <@Vicotnik> Whata re you?=
[23:28] <@Richard> chinese
[23:28] <@Vicotnik> Are you chinese?
[23:28] <@Richard> no
[23:28] <@CmdrCyrax> shut it rich
[23:28] <@Richard> ok
[23:28] <@CmdrCyrax> were both brits
[23:29] <@Richard> speak for yourself
[23:29] <@Richard> I'm human
[23:29] <@CmdrCyrax> er

[23:29] <@Richard> we have a tunnel to france, and we hate the buggers

[23:35] <@CmdrCyrax> besides in a few generations they will have no choise but to speak english
[23:35] <@Richard> no
[23:35] <@Richard> american
[23:35] <@Vicotnik> i speak british english
[23:35] <@Richard> not english
[23:35] <@Vicotnik> mostly
[23:35] <@CmdrCyrax> no
[23:35] <@Richard> I speak american ffs
[23:35] <@CmdrCyrax> everyone speaks english
[23:36] <@CmdrCyrax> for example no one else spells sulphur with an f
[23:36] <@Richard> lol




If you have any questions, or if you have some quotes to submit email me at CmdrCyrax@hotmail.com
Ta.