[02:18] <@hedge> I have a kitten [02:19] <@Gen_Eath> OOH A KITTEN! [02:19] <@KraKto5is8> dont eat it! [02:19] <@Gen_Eath> hmhhm? [02:19] * @Gen_Eath spits out a wet kitten [02:34] * @Your computer has detected a virus! hit alt+f4 now to correct! [02:34] <@Runo> oh me god [02:34] *** Quits: Runo (gooo@ti10a22-0116.dialup.online.no) (Brain timeout) [21:12:20] * General_Geiger attacks Gokan with his fists to no effect. However, the ripples are interesting. [21:12:38] * General_Geiger performs some waveform analyses. [21:12:41] * +Gokan flattens GG [21:13:01] * General_Geiger loses several inches. [21:13:05] <+Gokan> then delivers the corpse to a hairdressers [21:13:22] * General_Geiger wants to have his funeral with a perm, please. [21:13:27] <@Richard> isn't it lovey when you get people that know each other online [21:14:52] <@Richard> I'm an egotistical meglomaniac [21:20:37] <@Richard> I detect feelings of parent dislike [21:21:16] <+[GB]tintirithni> richard you're probably detecting the time i tried to knife my dad [21:21:22] <@Richard> ah [21:21:29] <@Richard> I almost shot mine [21:21:39] <@Walrus> Charming [21:21:57] <@Richard> I forgot the pistol was loaded

[21:55:09] <@[ICE]KraKto5is8> Mozart r0x0rs [21:55:33] <+General_Geiger> I just couldn't grooooooooove to his 5th Symphony, if yo' know what I mean. [21:55:41] * +General_Geiger does dissing hand movements [21:55:52] * @Richard edges away from KraK, until he notices this takes him closer to Geiger, at which point he jumps out the window [21:56:00] <@[ICE]KraKto5is8> lol <+[GB]tinti[away]> what do you call 700 monkeys all screeching at each other? <@CmdrCyrax> loud <+[GB]tinti[away]> government <@CmdrCyrax> whats orange and sounds liek a parrot? <+No_Dachi> An orange parrot. <+superspirit> CmdrCyrax <@Richard> an orange parrot? <@CmdrCyrax> a carrot <+superspirit> :P <+[GB]tinti[away]> ak <@Richard> oh dear <@CmdrCyrax> thats jennys fav joke <@CmdrCyrax> Cl33rly I have returned..... <+Nomani> damn. one less body <+Dragonsjem> man, and three was a nice number <+Nomani> cl33rly yur too early. we haven't crucified you yet! <+Nomani> ;) *** Xearo has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) <+Nomani> ooh, new body! <+Dragonsjem> Yeah! * Nomani gets out the nails and some hammers <+Nomani> >:D * CmdrCyrax prods Xearos with a spear * Dragonsjem grabs another cross *** CrimsonBurn has quit IRC <+Dragonsjem> another one, they're dropping like flies * Nomani hauls yet another cross out of storage * Dragonsjem hands you the nails <+Nomani> a little help here? * Dragonsjem holds up the body while you nail him up * Nomani gets the dead person all nailed up. * Dragonsjem stands back and admires our work <@CmdrCyrax> err <@CmdrCyrax> they r meant to be alive when u put them up...... <@CmdrCyrax> truth is you r waiting for me to be nailed down so i cant resist your wicked ways ;) <+Nomani> maybe... O:) * Dragonsjem looks shocked <@CmdrCyrax> uni is at least 10x worse <+Nomani> ??? <@CmdrCyrax> and i have 2 remedials next door whose favorate pasttime is shouting wierd noises at each other <+Nomani> lol. i have 2 sorority girls. and the back parking lot where the drunks love to yell and set off alarms all night. <@CmdrCyrax> these two arent even drunk fs <+Dragonsjem> i just have suitmates who don't know how to go to stop singing or go to sleep before 2 <@CmdrCyrax> immature useless unintelligent morons <+Dragonsjem> sounds like mine <@CmdrCyrax> you want to move in with meh? ;)

*** Alec has joined #rpgal <@CmdrCyrax> lo mr monkey <.Alec> lo <.Dragonsjem> lo <.Heiro|Maths> evenin <@CmdrCyrax> y did u give teh GDers my webby? <.Heiro|Maths> !! <.Heiro|Maths> alec u didnt <.Nomani> lol! *** Heiro|Maths is now known as Heiro|Party <@CmdrCyrax> Alec? <@CmdrCyrax> you there? <.Heiro|Party> i think u killed him <@CmdrCyrax> am i too nice then? <.Heiro|Party> no cyrax, ur u <.Nomani> no... <@CmdrCyrax> w00t! I am meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! <.Nomani> :/ *** RichardP has joined #rpgal *** P sets mode: +o RichardP <@RichardP> lo <@CmdrCyrax> lo rich <@CmdrCyrax> gd news, i am me!!!! :) <@RichardP> as opposed to being who? <.Heiro> instead of being a over nice, very intimidating version of cyrax <.Heiro> but just imagine a super friendly cyrax.......... * Nomani shivers at the thought *** CmdrCyrax is now known as NiceCyrax * NiceCyrax huggs you all <@NiceCyrax> :)))))))))))))))) * Nomani runs away in fear * Heiro shoots himself in the head <.Heiro> What have i done.............. * RichardP realises if he's going to live in america he'd better learn to stop taking the piss out of them * Nomani wonders why anyone would want to live in america * Nomani better get used to seeing dates written like that if she's gonna move outta the US... <@CmdrCyrax> WHY IS EVERYONE MOVING????????? * CmdrCyrax nails himself down to be careful <@CmdrCyrax> i cant find teh comic :( <@Gokan> Er menu system on the left hand side... <@Gokan> Click on the down arrow <.Heiro> oohh, so thats how it works <@CmdrCyrax> you might want to consider changing the bg <@RichardP> you might want to consider making the "next" button on the intro screen work <@RichardP> also, interpolate the gifs * Gokan laughs maniacally as Walrus' site is commented on to death...

<.CmdrCyrax> ive been informed your thinking bout quiting storm? <.[ICE]MadBadger> if u leave can I be MoD? :P <@Stormchild> no <.[ICE]MadBadger> bugger * CmdrCyrax slaps badger for his helpful attitude <.CmdrCyrax> i mean unhelpful <.[ICE]MadBadger> can I have your roids storm? <@Stormchild> no <.[ICE]MadBadger> :( <.[ICE]MadBadger> your so mean to me <@Stormchild> yes <.CmdrCyrax> GDer: <.CmdrCyrax> "In the beginning, we were comiedians. <.CmdrCyrax> Everyone would hear us joke. But then one day, <.CmdrCyrax> someone said: <.CmdrCyrax> 'Improve your post count.' <.CmdrCyrax> So we spammed and spammed. <.CmdrCyrax> Eventually we became bad comiedians. <.CmdrCyrax> You Roleplayers, have a natural gift for play. <.CmdrCyrax> Don't lose it." <.CmdrCyrax> SPAM LESS, ROLEPLAY MORE. <.Walrus> Was that a scripted response, or is she awake? <.CmdrCyrax> havent a cl00 <.Walrus> That's nice. <.CmdrCyrax> no it isn't, i'm supposed to know everything <.Walrus> Apart from how to spell. <.CmdrCyrax> SAUSE! <.Walrus> That's the word I was thinking of. [17:50] <.DemonDave> that wasn't funny!!!! [17:50] <@superspirit> :P [17:50] <@InsaneBadger> yes it was [17:50] *** superspirit sets mode: +v DemonDave [17:50] <@superspirit> hehe [17:50] <@InsaneBadger> i found it quite amusing actually [17:50] <@superspirit> so did i [17:50] <+DemonDave> well i didn't [17:51] <@InsaneBadger> thats cos you're the victim [17:51] <@InsaneBadger> but we find your suffering pleasurable [21:16] <+[Net][EmmA]> she is trin her hardest to kiss me and im tryin to chat [21:16] <@Richpur> let her :P [21:16] <@Stormchild> hmm..chat or kissing, i know what i would choose [21:16] <@[PTI]KraKto5is8> yup [21:16] <@[PTI]KraKto5is8> chat