17 - Roleplay quotes:





* Nelphine has joined #rpgal
<+Nelphine> morning ppl!
<@Serene> afternoon
<@CmdrCyrax> evening
<+Nelphine> lol

<@Gen_Eath> 4. Which side of a book are the even-numbered pages usually on?
<+tintirithni> right
<+tintirithni> right hand side
<+CmdrCyrax> left
<@Gen_Eath> Winner: CmdrCyrax

* kal_lestat has joined #rpgal
<+kal_lestat> lo
<+kal_lestat> mjr lag
<@CmdrCyrax> hi
<@CmdrCyrax> nope, cmdr cyrax
<+kal_lestat> lol

<+Shadowhawk> I rock.
<+KraKto5is8> lies, all lies! cover your ears children!

<+Gen_Eath> cyrax is pregnant
<+Ur_Quan> i alwyas suspected as much
<@CmdrCyrax> oi
<+Gen_Eath> yea
<+Gen_Eath> hes due in february
<+Gen_Eath> hows the baby cyrax?
<@CmdrCyrax> you said you wouldnt tell!
<+Ur_Quan> congratulation cyrax
<+Gen_Eath> im sorry :( i couldnt contain myself
<@CmdrCyrax> yar
<+Ur_Quan> who's the, eh mother?
<@CmdrCyrax> that was your exuse then too
<+Gen_Eath> lol
<@CmdrCyrax> i think its human btw
<+Ur_Quan> ahhh, i see i happen to have stumbled on soemthing... sensitive
<@CmdrCyrax> or at least humanoid
<+Ur_Quan> biped?
<@CmdrCyrax> three legs are better than two






* KraKto5is8 has joined #rpgal
* P sets mode: +v KraKto5is8
<@Serene> lo
* CmdrCyrax sits krak on his knee and ventriloquises
<@Serene> lol
<@CmdrCyrax> #lo Serene, how are you?#
<@Serene> heh, good, you?
<@CmdrCyrax> #not bad, but this strange guy has a hand up meh kilt!#
* Serene shudders at the thought
<@CmdrCyrax> :)

* CmdrCyrax is now known as Cyrax|Aweh
<@Serene> bye
<+KraKto5is8> ill get him for that
<+KraKto5is8> i've had enough of being sexually violated by strange old men
<@Serene> okay......

<+Gen_Eath> 49. What is a group of frogs?
<+Ur_Quan> france
<+mintos> bull
<@CmdrCyrax> posse
<+Ur_Quan> pond
<+mintos> an army of frogs

<+mintos> when was the last time you had sex?
<@CmdrCyrax> too long ago :(
<+Ur_Quan> "last time"?
<+Ur_Quan> when i was 9 years old :P
<@CmdrCyrax> wtf?
<+Bakan> WTF?

* CmdrCyrax waves to mint
* mintos waves back
* CmdrCyrax hugs mint
* mintos over runs cyrax and richard with bunnies
* mintos hugs back
<@CmdrCyrax> !
* CmdrCyrax sex0rs mint
<+mintos> thanks
<@CmdrCyrax> :(
* mintos pets cyrax on the head and turns him into a bunny so his talents will be more appreciated
* RichardP looks at the bunny and raises an eyebrow
<+RichardP> you know I think he looks cuter that way
* mintos cuddles the cyrax bunny






<@JudgeCyrax> we have a bunch of incompetant muppets
<+CrAzYbob> somebody called? :D

<@CmdrCyrax> <@CmdrCyrax> hows yourself?
<@CmdrCyrax> <+Nazaldeuh> ev0l!
<+Nazaldeuh> Yep
<@CmdrCyrax> heh
<+Nazaldeuh> Tha's the one

<+CrAzYbob> \o/ ^o^ o< /o\
<@CmdrCyrax> ^o^ looks like a teenage cheerleader

<+CmdrCyrax> I'm Sycophantic?
<+CmdrCyrax> syc·o·phant ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk-fnt, sk-)
<+CmdrCyrax> n.
<+CmdrCyrax> A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people
<+CmdrCyrax> ooops
<+CmdrCyrax> i agreed :o
<@Stormchild> hehe
<+Walrus> Sounds about right to me.
<+CmdrCyrax> i am the influential people
* Stormchild is influential \o/
* CmdrCyrax throws a ball for Walrus to fetch
<+Walrus> Weeeee!
* Walrus runs off after it

<+RichardP> Muha; copulating with CDs rarely does them any good
<+Muha> but it feels so GOOOOD






<+RichardP> but then, no milk on sundays, I drink about a pint to go to bed
<@CmdrCyrax> bloody hell. You lot r mad
<@Serene> why's that?
<+RichardP> what?
<@CmdrCyrax> a pint to go to bed?
<+RichardP> sure
<@CmdrCyrax> you should've said, i'd have bought you a cow for christy
<+RichardP> meh
<@Serene> rofl
<+RichardP> don't think they work fast enough, but thanks anyway
<@CmdrCyrax> seriously were you denied breastfeeding as a baby or somet?
<+RichardP> no
<@Serene> Cyrax, i do it myself..well used to
<+RichardP> serene
<+RichardP> that was very very bad timing
<@CmdrCyrax> you breastfeed?
<@Serene> no, drink that much milk
<@Serene> gah
<@Serene> sink minded ppl
<@CmdrCyrax> lolly roffle
<+RichardP> hehe
<+RichardP> indeed

<@CmdrCyrax> Walrus has tusks for brains

* Bakan|Gone goes to get food
<+CrAzYbob> bakan looking for something to eat... doesn't he have a gf?
<+CrAzYbob> *apologises for lowering teh tone*
<@Serene> she lives an hour drive from him CrAzYbob
<@Serene> and be glad i don't slap you
<@CmdrCyrax> bob why would he wanna eat his gf?
<+CrAzYbob> erm
<+CrAzYbob> erm

<+KillerofLawyers> Off to work, my fans! I know it will be hard to be away from me, but try to live.
* KillerofLawyers has quit IRC (Quit)
<@CmdrCyrax> who's he, again?

<+GiantKnight> Why not?
<@Serene> cause lusty busty voluptious wenches are appealing to me :p



If you have any questions, or if you have some quotes to submit email me at CmdrCyrax@hotmail.com
Ta.