<@Serene> DON'T PUSH ME COWHUNT!!!! <+Shadowhawk> lol <+Shadowhawk> I love my scan reading. <@Serene> hmm. <+Shadowhawk> I thought serene wrote "Don't push me C... <+Ur_Quan> who's cowhunt? <@Serene> she's buffy <+Ur_Quan> the vamppireslayer? <@Serene> care for the honors of describing her cyrax? <@CmdrCyrax> think of the terror and pain of being sucked into a black hole <@Serene> nice one <+Ur_Quan> what's the difference with her having voice or not? <@Serene> 1. She has a freakish fasination/ maybe crush on Alec <@Serene> isn't that bad enough? <+Sivart> ... <+Sivart> she does??? <@Serene> yup <@CmdrCyrax> apparently <+Sivart> ... <+Sivart> I never knew that <@Serene> the girl has serious problems <@CmdrCyrax> i dont think alec does either <+Ur_Quan> btw, what's 2.? <+Ur_Quan> i've never seen her <@Serene> be glad, be so so glad <+Ur_Quan> but maybe you can help her with the problems? <+Shadowhawk> Well, why don't they go out! <@Serene> she never understand what's going on <@Serene> can't type in coherent sentences <@CmdrCyrax> 2. she can speak english in a way that makes flatulence seem understandable <@Serene> or phrases <@Serene> lol <+Ur_Quan> right Serene, what vile acts do i have to perform in order to get on your quotes list of memorable events? <@Serene> ummm, be online more often when i am <+Gen_Eath> heh * CmdrCyrax flcks Shadowhawk <+Shadowhawk> Cyrax, im not that kind of gy! <+Shadowhawk> gy* <+Shadowhawk> guy*

[12:02] * CmdrCyrax slaps Walrus with a jesus freak [12:02] <@Serene> lol [12:02] <@CmdrCyrax> bleed for jesus... [12:03] * Walrus mishears and bleeds Jesus [12:03] <+Shadowhawk> I love Jesus, but i could never eat a whole one. [12:03] <@CmdrCyrax> your not trying hard enough then [12:04] <+Walrus> Yeah, all that time in the desert left them freakishly thin. [12:04] <+Walrus> I can eat a whole one no problem. [12:07] <+Shadowhawk> I hate you cruel bastards who make me have to do my thread :/ [12:29] <+PravCatski> i've kidnapped her ;p [12:29] <+Shadowhawk> heh [12:29] <+Walrus> Well thank god, now you can put up with her [12:54] <+Walrus> All your bases = so last week. [12:54] <+PravCatski> all your walrus blubber are belong to us ;p [12:55] <+Walrus> Oi! I'm using it tyvm. [12:55] * PravCatski cuts it off of Walrus and eats it [12:55] <+PravCatski> that shall sate me till the indian opens ;p [12:56] * Walrus is nekkid! [12:56] <+Walrus> And it's all Prav's fault. [12:58] * PravCatski gnaws on Walrus' nekkid bodeh [12:58] <+PravCatski> Catski is blind now :'( [12:58] <@Serene> eewww [22:01] <@Serene> SCA [22:02] <+Shadowhawk> SCA [22:02] <+Shadowhawk> SCA [22:02] <+Shadowhawk> SCA [22:02] <+Shadowhawk> Yay! [22:03] <+Bakan> Initiating standard procedure to anyone who mentions that now [22:03] <@Serene> too busy with Karen now? ;) [22:03] * Bakan fires a temporal shreder cannon at Shadowhawk, sending each atom within his body a millenium into the future or past, incrementing with each atom

[22:04] * Shadowhawk farts loudly [22:04] * Shadowhawk 's fart is spread across time [22:04] * Shadowhawk watches as Time dies [22:04] <+Shadowhawk> Good one [22:12] <@Serene> :/ [22:12] * Siv|Gin wonders what time really is [21:54] <+Pravda|Macgyver> anyhow back to to to to mcgyver [21:55] <@CmdrCyrax> sounds liek a scottish funeral service [22:29] * Serene wonders why cyrax hmmmmm'ed [22:30] <+Magus> :/ [22:30] <@CmdrCyrax> its just prav going on about that mac thingy [22:30] <@Serene> ah yeah [22:31] <@Serene> isn't macgyver like 50 now? [22:31] <@CmdrCyrax> havent a cloo [22:31] <@CmdrCyrax> really dont want to know either :) [22:32] <@Serene> lol [22:32] <@Serene> all i know is middle age women like him [22:32] * CmdrCyrax thinks prav's pic is fake then [22:55] <+Bakan|Gone> I really HAVE to make sure people don't leave items of clothing in machines I'm using [22:55] <+Bakan|Gone> Just pulled out two women's panties from a washer I tossed my laundry into, and it was empty when I started it [22:55] * Serene suggests you try to sell them to other guys on the floor [22:56] <@CmdrCyrax> omg [22:56] <+Bakan|Gone> ROFL! [22:56] <+Bakan|Gone> Damn, to smart of a idea [22:56] <@Serene> brain cells started working again [23:00] <@Serene> what are you 2 doing? [23:00] <@Serene> i know you're doing something [23:00] <+Bakan|Gone> Who needs a plan :-P [23:00] <@Serene> 1st date ;) [23:01] <+Bakan|Gone> I pick her up, we get some caffiene, and let it go from there [23:01] * Serene starts to wonder what Bakan is refering to with the latter, but decides she doesn't want to know [23:01] * Bakan|Gone pulls Serene's head out of the gutter

[23:11] * Serene wonders why everyone else is so idle [23:11] <+Bakan> You scared us away [23:13] <+Magus> :/ [23:13] <+Magus> Yes [23:13] <+Magus> no [23:13] <+Magus> wait [23:13] * Magus ponders [23:13] <+Magus> maybe... [23:13] * Magus nods [23:27] <+Pravda|Macgyver> you dont look like rpgers [23:27] <+Pravda|Macgyver> any of you [23:27] <+Pravda|Macgyver> well some of you [23:27] <+Pravda|Macgyver> but i expected more long hair beards sandals and hawaian shirts ;p [23:28] <@Serene> for rpers??? [23:28] <+Pravda|Macgyver> and not as many women [23:28] <+Pravda|Macgyver> and more alcohol... [23:28] <+Pravda|Macgyver> and you to be aged like 40+ [23:28] <@Serene> and most there didn't drink [23:28] <+Pravda|Macgyver> 2 women is alot... [23:28] <@Serene> and we do live with our parents [09:29] <+Pravda> by jove WE HAVE ICE - /me runs outside with his ameretto on the rocks (thank god for instructions) and basks/overheats in the sun [09:30] <+Meaker> Pravda NO! [09:30] <+Meaker> remember thats natural LIGHT! [09:30] <+Pravda> :o [09:31] <+Pravda> too late [09:31] *** Pravda is now known as Pravda|basking [09:41] <@CmdrCyrax> poor prav [09:41] <@CmdrCyrax> such a nasty way to go :( [23:12] <+Magus> shoot those wanabe gothic teens [23:13] <+Magus> they dont have enough balls to be stressed out and depressed [23:13] <@Serene> lol [23:14] <+Magus> why the hell would you pretend to be a goth when you cant find joy in a bloody war movie or a horror movie or when you dress to what you think to be the spawn of satan [23:14] <+Magus> And when you cant threaten to kill somebody when you're having a bad day [23:14] <+Magus> These kids need to be taught a lesson in gothicness [23:44] <+Magus> anyways my computer can give me something no woman could ever give me [23:44] <@Serene> an electric shock? [23:44] <+Bakan> Key words: wives [23:44] <+Bakan> As in plural [23:44] <@Serene> stressed eye site? [23:44] <+Bakan> Due to divorce settlements [23:45] <@Serene> sight* [23:45] <+Magus> well I was thinking more along the line of other women ;) [23:45] <+Magus> Another thing my computer can give me is unconditional love