[16:25] <+Alec> Well I've now been to all and every lengths to contact Gokan. I've PMed him, requested in here, called him via mobile phone, emailed him, left him a text message... [16:25] * +Alec kicks him really bloody hard, again [16:26] <+Darkling> right leave that to dry hislt i enjoy my tea :p [16:26] <+Darkling> and maybe he busy elsewhere [16:26] <+Darkling> who knows [16:27] <+Gen_Eath> maybe hes sitting there laughing at you [16:27] <+Alec> possibly [16:27] <+Alec> As long as I've tried everything once [16:30] *** Parts: Alec (Alec@grove4.demon.co.uk) [16:30] * +Gokan giggles. [16:30] <+Gen_Eath> heh [16:30] <+Gen_Eath> i win :P [16:30] <+Gokan> >:D [16:31] <+Darkling> :) <+Alec> lo <+Alec> I got off my face last night <+Alec> Really bloody drunk <+Alec> Five pints of lager and a glass of mulled wine <+Alec> First time in about a month <+CmdrCyrax> and he almost picked up a bird when he was in a coma <+Meaker> hehe * Alec doesn't "pick up" "birds". He engages in pleasant and intelligent converation with attractive women, and thanks them for helping him out when he was unconscious after fourteen whiskies. <+CmdrCyrax> omg! <+CmdrCyrax> are you castrated?????????????? <+Oysia> lol <+Alec> ? <+Alec> umm <+Bakan> Planning on buying my fishies in about a hour <+Serene> ? <+Bakan> Fish's for my tank <+Bakan> Bought a fish tank yesterday <+Bakan> For my room <+Serene> cool <+Bakan> Buying the fish for it today <+Serene> good luck <+Serene> i can't keep fish alive <+Bakan> I dunno if I can <+Bakan> Last time I tried waws........ 10 years ago <+Bakan> Hopefuelly my skill is better (plus I bought a better tank) <+Serene> heh, k * Now talking in #rpgal * Topic is 'http://www.nice-tits.org/index.html' * Set by P on Fri Jan 10 14:51:25 -P- #rpgal: Welcome to #RpGal. Well come on, get on with the RP! * P sets mode: +v CmdrCyrax <+CmdrCyrax> Cl33rly I have returned.... * LonelyTibbit points to the subject... <+LonelyTibbit> something for lil cyrax? <+CmdrCyrax> i eat pigeons <+LonelyTibbit> hehe <+LonelyTibbit> to keep away from the tits then <+shat_kar> and i have a nicklist that is used as weapon <+Alec|essay> That makes sense

* Catski faints * Gokan thinkins Cat dead, buries her. * Catski 's spirit returns from spirit-lunch and unburies her body * okiN thinks this is all ery strage * Catski wholeheartedly agrees * Catski buries okiN so he doesn't feel left out * okiN digs himself up and buries everyone else *** Gokan has quit IRC (Quit) <@Catski> I think he didn't want to be buried <@okiN> apparently <@okiN> Picky little snob... <@No_Dachi> lo <@Catski> Evenin' <@Catski> Start teh game! <@No_Dachi> !trivia <@No_Dachi> What's the command? <@Catski> !trivia <@Catski> !start <@Catski> Ha ha <@Catski> !go <@Catski> !getonwithit <@No_Dachi> !abracadabra <@Catski> !work <@Catski> !askmeaquestion <@No_Dachi> !rptrivia <@Catski> !RPTRIVIA <@Catski> Trivia isn't working <@No_Dachi> Someone join #rptrivia in case it works again <@Heiro> you know Eath has to be there <@Catski> What? <@Heiro> Its him who asks the questions <@Catski> Boring old man. Why can't he make it so we can play anyway? <@No_Dachi> !eathgetyoassonline <@Catski> !dachiitaintworking <@No_Dachi> !iknowbutitwasworthatry <@Catski> !screwthisforagameoftrivia * Catski hugs Cyrax <@Catski> Poor chicken <@okiN-TFC> lol <@okiN-TFC> Chicken? :P <@Catski> Yar <@Catski> I'm calling people chickens atm <@okiN-TFC> lol <@CmdrCyrax> i know, i said that <@okiN-TFC> Don't count your chickens. * CmdrCyrax is now known as Cyrax|Chicken <@Catski> ^^^ My chicken <@Catski> :D <@Cyrax|Chicken> :D <@okiN-TFC> lol <@okiN-TFC> Catski pwns Cyrax <@Catski> I do what?! <@Heiro-HistRev> lol <@okiN-TFC> You pwn Cyrax <@okiN-TFC> :p <@Cyrax|Chicken> wtf <@Catski> Is that Welsh? <@okiN-TFC> lol <@Catski> Cuz it bloody looks it <@okiN-TFC> It's traditional to spell "own" with a p :p <@Cyrax|Chicken> i REALLY hope thats a nice thing <@CmdrCyrax> so whats your animal? <@Catski> Sphinx, baby <@CmdrCyrax> ooooooh <@CmdrCyrax> do they frolick in your forests? <@CmdrCyrax> or are they near extinct <@Catski> Wouldn't YOU like to know! <@CmdrCyrax> oi <@CmdrCyrax> i wasnt being n0rty <@CmdrCyrax> that was a proper question

<@Gen_Eath> 159. who married prince albert? <+Walrus> Unlucky <+Heiro-heiro-CW> queen victoria <+Walrus> Damnit! I know this... face like a horse... <@Gen_Eath> Here's a hint: quee <+Heiro-heiro-CW> Queen Elizabeth I <+Walrus> !vowels <@Gen_Eath> Vowels are: _uee_ a__e__ <@Serene> queen victoria <@Serene> huh? <+Heiro-heiro-CW> queen Albert <@Gen_Eath> Winner: Heiro-heiro-CW Answer: queen albert Time: 50.214 Streak: 1 Points: 1 WPM: 2 Rank: 7th <@Walrus> Twice Alec's weight. <@Catski> So... Gokan is not exactly a little chicken, then? <@Walrus> My height, and TWICE Alec's weight. <@Alec> No <@Alec> He is a big mother hen <@Walrus> No, Gokan is a big fat bastard. <@Alec> lolrz <+Gen_Eath> 032.When did the British Empire become the commonwealth? <+CmdrCyrax> 1963 <+CmdrCyrax> 1933 <+Gen_Eath> Here's a hint:19 <+CmdrCyrax> dammit <+CmdrCyrax> theres a 3 there somewhere <+Arawn> !last <+Gen_Eath> The last character in the answer is: 1 <+Arawn> 1981 <+Arawn> 1971 <+CmdrCyrax> 1931 <+Gen_Eath> Winner: CmdrCyrax Answer:1931 <+Arawn> 1931 <+CmdrCyrax> heh <+Alec|TWEOTSMIAB> The effect of a coat is partially negated when all the heat flows up through your neck and out the top of your head, fs <+CmdrCyrax> I DONT WANT MY HEAD EXPLODING FS <+CmdrCyrax> I KEEP MEH DIRTEH THOUGHTS UP THERE <+CmdrCyrax> wait <+Gryffin> heh :P * Nelphine waits <+Gryffin> wait for what? <+CmdrCyrax> Cat_Lady != Catski <+CmdrCyrax> grrrrrrrr <+CmdrCyrax> Cat_Lady = elfy * CmdrCyrax starts chanting * Cat_Lady has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <+CmdrCyrax> WE WANT CAT <+CmdrCyrax> WE WANT CAT <+CmdrCyrax> WE WANT CAT <+ShadowHawk> lol * Akh hands out bowls of cat stew * Nelphine wants to know if i can stop waiting * Gryffin chants also, but then mouth is unexectedly filled with stew * CmdrCyrax bashes Akh and Nelphines heads together <+Akh> ouch <+Akh> ;) <+CmdrCyrax> no cat stew <+Akh> grilled, then? * Nelphine is bashed * Gryffin trys to say something but stew is in the way * Gryffin tries to breathe, but stew is in the way * Gryffin collapses * Gryffin tries to theatrically groan, but stew is in the way <+Nelphine> poor gryff <+Nelphine> cant even theatrically die <+CmdrCyrax> heh * Gryffin dies * Gryffin is now known as Gryffin|ghost * Gryffin|ghost haunts j00 all * Gryffin|ghost promises to haunt Cyrax if he isn't put in the quotes bit!!

<+Walrus> §§§§¾, äù ݺºõÝÀÔ ù§ Ó§Àª.¨ <+KraKto5is8> ùßÖÓ¾ï <+Walrus> ÖäÞ! ýß'Ó ÎÀäÀ´²ÞùßýÀª ÏÞ ÓßÎÉÉ õÓÒ人!å <+Catski> Whats with the randomness? <+KraKto5is8> éϺ² Ó ¾ªºé ª² δªùé ÉÏÎ ª² é´õùÒÀ²³á´¾Ïù´ ³ÉÏΪºä ²É´ "ù´Ä°" §³ä?Í <+Dark_Vamp> heh <+KraKto5is8> encrypted msgs :p <+No_Dachi> That ain't randomness. It's German. <+KraKto5is8> so we can talk about you all <+KraKto5is8> rofl!!!! <+Walrus> rofl <+Walrus> ÄõɲӺä!Í <+KraKto5is8> »¿ÔÀɾ ÀÖ᪪À :§î <+Catski> Remember you wub me :D <+Walrus> [(encrypted-KraKto5is8)] catski smells :p <+KraKto5is8> ¾ ²ùÝ »¿ÔÀɾî <+Walrus> :P <+KraKto5is8> lies!! <+KraKto5is8> it was <+KraKto5is8> [(encrypted-KraKto5is8)] i wub catski <+KraKto5is8> see? <+Walrus> Oooh the fiendishness. <+KraKto5is8> and anyway <+KraKto5is8> she smells nice <+Walrus> Riiiiight. <+KraKto5is8> ahem <+Catski> Rar <+Walrus> ä°ùõÀõÔùä°´ÖÎ õ°§³´¾, äù áõÄÀκùÔ ù¾õýõÔÔÝ´õÔ ä ùκõ ÝéùõÀ äù áäÔºÖÝÎÔ ù¾õý, Ý°áù¾õ §°õÔ Î§³ ùκõ »õé§Àõ.¨ * Catski hides under a table with a book and a couple CDs <+Catski> Not listening <+KraKto5is8> not that i creep into her room at night and smell her or anything weird like that :/ * Catski yells from under the table <+KraKto5is8> ÖÏÏå <+Catski> "I should hope not!" <+KraKto5is8> ßáÀ, ¾Ô Ä°áÀ Ô´¿Ô ²¾Ô´ Öá Ô°°î <+KraKto5is8> ½ÖÌ÷ <+Walrus> She has odd roommates, no? <+KraKto5is8> they don't smell too good <+Catski> Just one <+KraKto5is8> i mean, i dont imagine them smelling too good <+KraKto5is8> ahem <+Walrus> Well, depends if you count the ones from the Orgies. <+Catski> And thats more true than you realise, KraK, seriously <+No_Dachi> I smell good, I just applied my Leau de Toilette. <+Catski> OMG shut up about that! <+KraKto5is8> lol * No_Dachi suddenly blinks, looking as though he's just realised something important. <+Catski> When I said you could watch I didn't say you could tell people about it! <+Catski> And that video stays with you, OK? No illicit copying! <+KraKto5is8> L'Eau de Toilette: The Water of Toilet * No_Dachi gets out the bottle and looks at the label carefully. <+Walrus> Well I didn't up until then! * No_Dachi jumps and runs out of the door. <+KraKto5is8> ÖÝ ÖÝ ÖÝ... ý³¾Ý¾Ý¨ * Walrus guiltily cancels the upload to pr0nsites.com <+Catski> Rawr <+Walrus> ÎÉIJ?Í <+Catski> Fear :P * KraKto5is8 cancels the download *** Gokan|Anime is now known as Gokan <+Catski> Finished with the hentai, Gokan? :D <+Gokan> Yes. <+ShadowHawk> eh? <+Catski> *snigger* *** RP|Away is now known as RichardP * Gokan grins, <+Catski> I'll let Gokan explain <+Catski> Seeing as he is such a n0rty person <+Gokan> Ok. Firstly. That was a Joke. i was NOT watching Hentai. <+ShadowHawk> ah <+Gokan> Now. Who actually wants me to explina what hentai is... * ShadowHawk holds his hand up with a cheeky grin <+ShadowHawk> :D <+ShadowHawk> (should be worth a laugh) * Gokan prods Shadowhawk in the direction of a search engine. <+Gokan> That'll do a better job than I could. <+ShadowHawk> ah, screw that :P <+Meaker> dumdedum <+Catski> I think its about time we explained the Facts Of Life to ShadowHawk, Gokan <+ShadowHawk> lol *** Cyrax|pwned (CmdrCyrax@dial81-131-213-195.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined channel #rpgal *** Mode change "+v Cyrax|pwned" for channel #rpgal by P <+Gokan> LoL <+Catski> And you can watch live from hereon in <+CmdrCyrax> cant get last one <+Walrus> Isn't the first one 9? <+CmdrCyrax> no <+CmdrCyrax> theyre prime numbers <+Walrus> Apparantly, I just can't think straight this evening :( <+CmdrCyrax> WONKY WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!! <+Walrus> I'm not gonna live that down for a week... <+CmdrCyrax> a week? <+CmdrCyrax> pfffff <+CmdrCyrax> you'l NEVER live it down! <+Walrus> :'( <+CmdrCyrax> :) <+CmdrCyrax> what is fine? <+Walrus> Heiro. <+Walrus> :p * Heiro prances, in a strange and girly fasion <+Catski> Stop that this instant. <+Catski> You scare me. <+Heiro> lol <+Heiro> finally, ive been waiting for that response <+Walrus> We thought you didn't know. Everyone's been saying you do that for ages! <+Serene> KoL will conflict with anything that moves <+CmdrCyrax> not true <+CmdrCyrax> kol once had a conflict with a rock <+Serene> heh <+Serene> did it look at him wrong? <+CmdrCyrax> it was probs the rong colour