<@[NRB]Alec> This is like those glorious occasions where the masses see something wrong, interpret it wrong, decide to do something about it, do EXACTLY THE WRONG THING and end up killing lots of people and destroying all semblance of order that might otherwise exist, creating a state of anarchy and power vacuum which leaves everyone growing potatoes, but in a funky new age computery kind of way. <@ShadowHawk> Alec, are you on drugs? <@[NRB]Alec> No <@[NRB]Alec> I'm on hard political logic <@[NRB]Alec> It fucks you up, man <@[NRB]Alec> Don't EVER try it <@No_Dachi> He's on drugs alright. <@No_Dachi> I'll call an ambulance, you guys keep him here... * ShadowHawk grabs alec <@ShadowHawk> no going anywere <@Discorporation> [NRB]AlecThis is like those glorious occasions where the masses see something wrong, interpret it badly, decide to do something about it, do EXACTLY THE WRONG THING and end up killing lots of people and destroying all semblance of order that might otherwise exist, creating a state of anarchy and power vacuum which leaves everyone growing potatoes, but in a funky new age computery kind of way <- if I was a woman, I'd want to have your children <@Alec> I have TWO ORANGES and a LEMON. What do I have? <@Wizzeh> FRUIT! <@Torin> food <@Alec> pot noodles <@Wizzeh> CHICKEN <@Alec> indigestion <@Wizzeh> peanuts <@Torin> acid <@[ICE]KraKto5is8> 3 fruit <@Krissie> an apple? <@Stormchild> an apple? <@Akh> fruits <@Alec> M00 <@ShadowHawk> the female smurf-Village bike <@ShadowHawk> everyones had a ride! <@Morvillan> gross! <@ShadowHawk> i know! <@ShadowHawk> but its funny! <@Morvillan> hey, it wanst me who thoguht of it, it was my sick perverted mind * Morvillan yells at his sick perverted mind <@Morvillan> I really am too young to have a sick perveerted mind <@Morvillan> the tweenies are a bad bad influence <@Morvillan> can i call you Shadeh? <@ShadowHawk> no <@ShadowHawk> shadow is my correct designation <@Morvillan> ok then <@Morvillan> how about shadoweh? <@Everyone> hello <@Everyone> i am Everyone <@Alec|TEG> lo <@Alec|TEG> \o/ * Alec|TEG blasts apart like a sack of red-dyed mush, spraying everyone with intestinal coils like obscene hula hoops. * Everyone is splattered <@Everyone> i speak for Everyone <@Alec|TEG> /o\ \o/ <@Everyone> i should really make a gimmick account with this name

<@Cat> Oh fuck me, I forgot THAT <@Vicotnik> Ok, book a flight and all? * LuckyMorvan , meanwhile, sets up the Lucky Dragon's Lucky Fortune Cookie Store Which is Very Lucky * LuckyMorvan will soon tire of the word lucky <@KoL|RIP> Public liability insurence? Is it for a car? <@LuckyMorvan> no, its for an assignment <.TrivBot>Of what did robert the bruce, king of scotland, die in 1329? <@Morvan> death * mintos is now known as lollipop * Alec|TEG runs after the lollipop. I want another suck! * lollipop hides behind DEnder * Alec|TEG runs into DEnder <@DEnder> ooh a tasty lollipop * Alec|TEG fears teh lollipop may not be safe anywhere <@Alec|TEG> Everyone loves a lollipop! * DEnder bounces alec off his fat belly * Alec|TEG snaps * Torin puts a wrapper on mintos and stuffs her in a pocket <@lollipop> ta * Alec|TEG lies broken * lollipop hides in Torin's pocket?

* J-Kama-Ka-C has joined #rpgal * P changes topic to 'Mooooo...I am Moosferatu, the demonic Jersey Cow. -- Guybrush Threepwood' * P sets mode: +o J-Kama-Ka-C * J-Kama-Ka-C has quit IRC (Broken pipe) <@CmdrCyrax> couldnt stand the boredom, eh? <@CmdrCyrax> lightweight. <@CakeGuevara> you fiend <@CakeGuevara> rapscallion <@CakeGuevara> defender of the peach * Maniacal_Intent has joined #rpgal * P sets mode: +o Maniacal_Intent <@Morvan> nah, i defend these lands from the invasion of the sea woves <@Morvan> have at you, infidel! * Retrieving #rpgal info... <@Maniacal_Intent> G'evening people <@Cyrax|Dead> m00 * Morvan runs screaming up at CakeGuevara, waving his spear and gging on Sir Bors <@Morvan> hello MI <@CakeGuevara> avast ye scruvy landlubber <@Morvan> have at you, heathen scum! * Morvan waves his spear around * Cyrax|Dead blows up a ship to see cake's reaction ;) * Maniacal_Intent politely inquires as to what's happening <@Morvan> go Bors! <@CakeGuevara> ye scuvry monkey lubber <@Morvan> hit the bugger on the noggin! * CakeGuevara draws his big screwdriver of pain <@Morvan> get him Bors! * Cyrax|Dead blows up a monkey to see cake's reaction ;) <@Morvan> he is only holding a screwdriver with big words on it saying "pain"! <@Cyrax|Dead> it works tho * No_Dachi] blows up Cyrax to see Cake's reaction... * Maniacal_Intent throws a jar of termites at CakeGuevera's ship * Morvan ,seeing everyone, runs behind the chair <@Morvan> sir bors, withdraw! * Maniacal_Intent throws a tomato at Morvan for sying 'Bors' without a permit * CakeGuevara runs throough sir bors as hes bor(s)ing <@Morvan> oi! <@CakeGuevara> ahaahahah <@Maniacal_Intent> g'Evening all <@CmdrCyrax> whats good about it? ;) <@Maniacal_Intent> Well its not daytime...well not here at least <@Torak|brb> its 10 pm here <@YnoT> 6 pm here <@CmdrCyrax> 11am here <@CmdrCyrax> rar <@YnoT> Rah Rah Huzzah! <@CmdrCyrax> ...............yes <@CmdrCyrax> whatever <@Maniacal_Intent> whatever indeed. <@CmdrCyrax> whatever'll be, will be <@CmdrCyrax> but only on a good day <@Maniacal_Intent> as opposed to those god-awful rainy days when no-one cares. <@CmdrCyrax> yus <@Maniacal_Intent> ... <@Torak> The Dark God has returned. <@Maniacal_Intent> Kay, I'll just go get my torch then shall I? <@Maniacal_Intent> I think I shall * Maniacal_Intent is now known as MI|gettin_torch <@CmdrCyrax> do dark gods like black treacle? <@CmdrCyrax> i do :) <@Torak> The Dark god has never tried it <@YnoT> Do you only come out at night? <@Torak> No, I make appearances during the day as well. <@Torak> ph33r t3h dArK g0d <@YnoT> OkiDoki * YnoT dons his Fruity Armour (c) * CmdrCyrax plucks a piece of pineapple from YnoT, and sits down munching it * Maniacal_Intent resists the urge to release his fruit-fly collection * YnoT just realizes that he is under attack

<@RichardP> I've never had someone call me "mr purnell" apart from my year head when telling me off <@CmdrCyrax> ive never been called mr purnell either <@RichardP> lol <@RichardP> what a suprise <@RichardP> you should try it <@CmdrCyrax> tho some confused n00b kept calling me alec <@RichardP> lol <@RichardP> I got mistaken for phant at one point :/ * CmdrCyrax is now known as MrPurnell <@MrPurnell> yus, <@MrPurnell> by me!!!!!!!!! <@RichardP> Twit <+Serene> Lakhim? do you like anyone <+Serene> do you just like alienating people <+Lakhim> Its a hobby <+KoL|away> Samus is my bitch! <+Lakhim> Ahem <+Lakhim> please <+Lakhim> thats violating your terms <+KoL|away> Ok, <+KoL|away> Samus is cyrax's pixilated bitch. <+CmdrCyrax> oi <+CmdrCyrax> i have only one bitch <+CmdrCyrax> she is called cat :) <+KoL|away> Bah! Hows the half metroid chick in the powerd armour gonna get any? <+KoL|away> Mabey the suit has a vibrator? <+Bakan> Now that's just..... disturbing <+KoL|away> For the record, standard issue sag armour does not have a vibrator setting. <+CmdrCyrax> kol, stop steeling my ideas <+KoL|away> Well hell bakan, look at samus. <+KoL|away> She's always off fighting space pirates and metroids. <+KoL|away> And that ships only big enough for one. <+KoL|away> I mean, space is big and lonely, and no one can hear you orgasm. * Bakan blinks slowely * Bakan blinks even more slowely, then his expression turns into one of disgust <+KoL|away> I mean, she's a federal agent. <+KoL|away> And she only wears like underwear under her suit anyway. <+CmdrCyrax> this is coming from the same guy who slaps me cos of my storm comment <+Bakan> Oh <+Bakan> Kay <+GGdeafdumbblind> I've occasionally wondered, if someone cums too much in PM do they get disconnected for excess flood? * GGdeafdumbblind now coughs in the dead silence * Gen_Eath has quit IRC (Excess Flood) * Gen_Eath has joined #rpgal * P sets mode: +v Gen_Eath <+GGdeafdumbblind> Eath, what're you trying to do? <+Eek> well the whether out side is frightful, and this song, is so, delightful, and since we no place to go <+Eek> let it snow! let it snow! let it snow! <+CmdrCyrax> die hard! <+mintos> wooot * Alec|DWI dies hard with a vengeance <+Alec|DWI> (sorry) <+mintos> :O <+Eek> thats kinda the opposite end of the spectrum there * CmdrCyrax dies harder * Oysia sighs * mintos sighs too * Alec|DWI dies so hard that his body hits the floor and is blown into a million itty bits of blood and guts and gore <+mintos> and they say I have problems <+Oysia> not again * CmdrCyrax dies hard with a vendetta * Oysia hauls out the mop * Alec|DWI dies softly, being careful not to make any noise and cause as little disturbance as possible <+mintos> who gave you permission to die here <+mintos> pshaw * Oysia is shocked at the number of times one person can die <+Lakhim> cant beleve that i was a moderator for a full 1/2 and didnt know it